Idiot proof phone numbers:
Me: If you don’t have your member number I can pull it up by your telephone number.
SC: oh….ummmm, its xxx-555-2333
Why is it that everyone that forgets their member number has an easily remembered phone number? Is it because they are too stupid to remember so many numbers? Does the repetition create a soothing effect on their over taxed brain? Like feeling you’re an adult because you have a “Big people size” phone number but really it’s just a bunch of 5’s or something?
The Date Dolts:
Me: Any Particular Dates you’d like me to start searching for Availability?
SC: No, Not Really.
Me: … Ok I’ll just start from today onward. Ok?
SC: … k.
Me: Ok So I found something starting on 1/01/08 in-
SC: I CAN’T GO THEN! Try on 1/15/08.
Me: … Ok…
So was your brain taking a moment to heat up? Or is it completely devoid of rational thought juice? Is it because you’re a lobotomized chimp making an effort to be human?
I think I know the answer…
Rules shouldn’t apply to me:
Where I work there’s 3 Levels of stupi…err VIP ownership.
Regular VIP, Gold VIP, and Platinum VIP.
Me: I’m sorry sir; I do not have any availability at that resort at this time. Would you like to know the next time I have a full week?
SC: What do you mean there’s no availability?
Me: At this time we have booked all the rooms at this particular resort.
SC: But I’m an OWNER. I have priority.
Me: Yes sir you do, 13 months in advance you can book your “home resort”. After that it’s open season at 10 months out.
SC: What?! My Sales person said that I could be driving to the resort and just call “you people” up to get my room!
(And you believed a –sales person-?)
Me: Well I do apologize sir but-
SC: Can’t you do something?
Me: I’m sorry I don’t really see-
SC: Can’t you take someone out of a room?
Me: … … … uhh?
SC: You can can’t you?! I-
Me: You want me to kick someone out from their room so you can have it?
SC: Because I’m platinum…I have priority
AnqeiicDemise had one of these as well…Come to think of it I believe all of us have. -_-
All of our timeshare owners get a very specific owners manual…Guess how many read it?
Why would you pay thousands of dollars to own a timeshare and not read the book?
These entitlement whores are the absolute worst.
They’re after me lucky charms…:
Me: Where can I send you on vacation today?
SC: Alexandria.
Me: Alright. What date can I send you to Alexandria?
SC: Washington D.C.…
Me: Yes Ma’am I understand that I want to know what date range I can start looking into.
SC: What? ... Why do you need a date?
*shifty eyes*
Because I’m stealing them ALL@1!!Eleven! 111!
I hope you can hear this…I’m doing it as hard as I can:
I had this miserable blithering idiot of a woman today…
We had to cancel a reservation for her. No problem…
Then we were going to rebook her points into another resort for different dates.
What’s that you say? Not a problem for ME!
So I start looking for availability in her 3 choices.
Myrtle Beach is full for June. Gave her other options there… Too expensive for her current points
So we try further down South Carolina at Edisto.
I did find a room. For the date she wanted. And the price was right…
This would prompt many of us to jump on said reservation.
Instead she made “Ummmm” and “Uhhhh” noises in the phone for 25+ minutes…
I could literally feel my brain dying.
It was such an awful feeling.
Every time I tried to nudge her to a decision it’d start her all over with her horrid cacophony of stupidity.
Bleh.
: (
And yet again my brain dies…
I’m trying to find availability before this lady’s points expire at the end of the year.
Me: So there wasn’t any availability in Hawaii for your (paltry) amount of points. Was there another area I could look for you?
SC: (Frustrated…but it’s her own fault) I don’t KNOW. Where is there availability?
Me: I’m sorry I don’t have a general search option. But if you help me narrow down the scope of our search to a few areas I can pull them up one by one. (I will kill you with cheer *glare*)
SC: How am I supposed to know where your resorts are?! (Whines/demands)
Me: Well if you have your members Directory-
SC:IDON’THAVETHAT! @!@!!
Me: … Ok…Well do you have internet access?
SC: Yes. (Fuss)
So I direct her to our shiny website…point her to the interactive map that lets you select your destination and then it will pull up the location…
Me: If you’re looking for a warm/beach area on a budget Mexico is a great option.
SC: Where is that?
Me: I’m sorry?
SC: Where is MEXICO!??!?!
I had to hit the mute button at this point…I tried to navigate her to where Mexico is.
Me: It’s the country below Texas. It’s o-
SC: Where? I don’t see it!!!
Me: it’s below the United States. The color on the map is orange…
SC: That says Canada!
Me: … Not above the USA below it.
… … Yea, I don’t think I need a punch line.
It Persists!!
SC: I want to go to Mexico, Mazatlan!
Me: Alright when can I send you there?
SC: It’s in Mexico.
Me: …What DATE?
Me: If you don’t have your member number I can pull it up by your telephone number.
SC: oh….ummmm, its xxx-555-2333
Why is it that everyone that forgets their member number has an easily remembered phone number? Is it because they are too stupid to remember so many numbers? Does the repetition create a soothing effect on their over taxed brain? Like feeling you’re an adult because you have a “Big people size” phone number but really it’s just a bunch of 5’s or something?
The Date Dolts:
Me: Any Particular Dates you’d like me to start searching for Availability?
SC: No, Not Really.
Me: … Ok I’ll just start from today onward. Ok?
SC: … k.
Me: Ok So I found something starting on 1/01/08 in-
SC: I CAN’T GO THEN! Try on 1/15/08.
Me: … Ok…
So was your brain taking a moment to heat up? Or is it completely devoid of rational thought juice? Is it because you’re a lobotomized chimp making an effort to be human?
I think I know the answer…
Rules shouldn’t apply to me:
Where I work there’s 3 Levels of stupi…err VIP ownership.
Regular VIP, Gold VIP, and Platinum VIP.
Me: I’m sorry sir; I do not have any availability at that resort at this time. Would you like to know the next time I have a full week?
SC: What do you mean there’s no availability?
Me: At this time we have booked all the rooms at this particular resort.
SC: But I’m an OWNER. I have priority.
Me: Yes sir you do, 13 months in advance you can book your “home resort”. After that it’s open season at 10 months out.
SC: What?! My Sales person said that I could be driving to the resort and just call “you people” up to get my room!
(And you believed a –sales person-?)
Me: Well I do apologize sir but-
SC: Can’t you do something?
Me: I’m sorry I don’t really see-
SC: Can’t you take someone out of a room?
Me: … … … uhh?
SC: You can can’t you?! I-
Me: You want me to kick someone out from their room so you can have it?
SC: Because I’m platinum…I have priority
AnqeiicDemise had one of these as well…Come to think of it I believe all of us have. -_-
All of our timeshare owners get a very specific owners manual…Guess how many read it?
Why would you pay thousands of dollars to own a timeshare and not read the book?
These entitlement whores are the absolute worst.
They’re after me lucky charms…:
Me: Where can I send you on vacation today?
SC: Alexandria.
Me: Alright. What date can I send you to Alexandria?
SC: Washington D.C.…
Me: Yes Ma’am I understand that I want to know what date range I can start looking into.
SC: What? ... Why do you need a date?
*shifty eyes*
Because I’m stealing them ALL@1!!Eleven! 111!
I hope you can hear this…I’m doing it as hard as I can:
I had this miserable blithering idiot of a woman today…
We had to cancel a reservation for her. No problem…
Then we were going to rebook her points into another resort for different dates.
What’s that you say? Not a problem for ME!
So I start looking for availability in her 3 choices.
Myrtle Beach is full for June. Gave her other options there… Too expensive for her current points
So we try further down South Carolina at Edisto.
I did find a room. For the date she wanted. And the price was right…
This would prompt many of us to jump on said reservation.
Instead she made “Ummmm” and “Uhhhh” noises in the phone for 25+ minutes…
I could literally feel my brain dying.
It was such an awful feeling.
Every time I tried to nudge her to a decision it’d start her all over with her horrid cacophony of stupidity.
Bleh.
: (
And yet again my brain dies…
I’m trying to find availability before this lady’s points expire at the end of the year.
Me: So there wasn’t any availability in Hawaii for your (paltry) amount of points. Was there another area I could look for you?
SC: (Frustrated…but it’s her own fault) I don’t KNOW. Where is there availability?
Me: I’m sorry I don’t have a general search option. But if you help me narrow down the scope of our search to a few areas I can pull them up one by one. (I will kill you with cheer *glare*)
SC: How am I supposed to know where your resorts are?! (Whines/demands)
Me: Well if you have your members Directory-
SC:IDON’THAVETHAT! @!@!!
Me: … Ok…Well do you have internet access?
SC: Yes. (Fuss)
So I direct her to our shiny website…point her to the interactive map that lets you select your destination and then it will pull up the location…
Me: If you’re looking for a warm/beach area on a budget Mexico is a great option.
SC: Where is that?
Me: I’m sorry?
SC: Where is MEXICO!??!?!
I had to hit the mute button at this point…I tried to navigate her to where Mexico is.
Me: It’s the country below Texas. It’s o-
SC: Where? I don’t see it!!!
Me: it’s below the United States. The color on the map is orange…
SC: That says Canada!
Me: … Not above the USA below it.
… … Yea, I don’t think I need a punch line.
It Persists!!
SC: I want to go to Mexico, Mazatlan!
Me: Alright when can I send you there?
SC: It’s in Mexico.
Me: …What DATE?
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