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    No, I can't type any faster, MY FINGER IS WRAPPED LIKE A SAUSAGE

    I cut the tip of my finger off yesterday. Yep, spent the entire semester cutting up crap for my graphic design class, and the moment I try to make christmas cards I cut the tip of my finger off with an xacto knife when my hand slipped on the ruler. Had to go to the emergency room because it was still gushing blood after 45 minutes. They wrapped it nice and....big. So needless to say, I can't type very fast right now.


    I go to work thirty minutes after I get home.

    Most customers were nice, sympathetic, gave me a laugh. One woman, one of the I'M IN THE BIGGEST HURRY EVER type customers, decided to trade some shit in, get credit on the card. Now, trading stuff in means I have to type in name, address, DOB, name of first born child, all sorts of info. So what does she do when I'm halfway done?

    "Ugh, can't you type any faster?"

    I looked at her, looked at my hand, held up my hand, looked at her. "No."

    WTF, bitch. Screw you, I'll touch you with my bloody sausage finger.
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    Quoth marty View Post
    I looked at her, looked at my hand, held up my hand, looked at her. "No."

    WTF, bitch. Screw you, I'll touch you with my bloody sausage finger.



    I cut the tip of my finger off yesterday.
    OMG painful!!! *big hugs*
    Be like the flower that perfumes the very hand that crushes it.

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    • #3
      *Whimpers in sympathy pain* Ouch! I liked how you handled her so simply though. She walked right in to that one really. Kudos.

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      • #4
        I hope your finger feels better soon! What a mean lady.
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        • #5

          Why does "bloody sausage finger" remind me of something from that^^^?
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          • #6
            Actually, there is one good thing about that. All together now...

            "OBJECTION!!"
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            • #7
              gunsage: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

              I actually have been pointing it threateningly at people...
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              • #8
                Too bad it's not your middle finger. She was really asking for that.
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                • #9
                  Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
                  Too bad it's not your middle finger. She was really asking for that.
                  Do you realize how many stupid customer complaints I'd get from people not realizing I can't bend my finger when it's wrapped like that?
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                  • #10
                    Quoth marty View Post
                    Do you realize how many stupid customer complaints I'd get from people not realizing I can't bend my finger when it's wrapped like that?
                    People just can't think outside of themselves. It's pathetic, really. Here you are, obviously injured, with a clumsy, oversized and blatantly obvious bandage on your finger...and they think you're deliberately being a slow typist?!
                    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                    • #11
                      Did the lady say anything back to you after you replied, "No"?

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                      • #12
                        Quoth theredbaron47 View Post
                        Did the lady say anything back to you after you replied, "No"?
                        She did that loud exaggerated sigh thing and rolled her eyes. Shifted her weight from foot to foot. You know, the normal "I'm in HUGE FUCKING HURRY" dance.
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                        • #13
                          I was going to say that at least she had the foresight and sense to keep her mouth shut, but what she did can sometimes be worse than anything their malformed mouths could muster.

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                          • #14
                            You know, the normal "I'm in HUGE FUCKING HURRY" dance.
                            You mean THIS?
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                            • #15
                              Quoth gunsage View Post
                              You mean THIS?
                              Nah, she was snapping her fingers more...Like this.
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