Ah, joy. The smell of Christmas angst is in the air. These are two experiences that took place during my shift the other night. Hope you enjoy.
Wait, why is this DAMP
Coworker S was running the self check-outs and I was on the express lane nearby. S suddenly comes tromping up saying "Ma'am. MA'AM. You can't put your dog there, people place food on that scanner." I look over and there is a 20-ish woman and her friend, who start giggling at S and pull away from the scanner. Cupped in the woman's arm is this little dog, peeking out between her coat. You know the type. The adorable little "decoration pieces" people walk around with so they can look like Paris or whatever.
Anway, the two women leave and S goes over to clean the scanner for the next customer. After all, who wants puppy on their produce? S comes over to me quite upset and tells me the scanner was wet. WET, she says and that is wasn't water. Ewww. People take no responsibility for themselves or their animals. Aside from service animals, pets are NOT allowed in our store. Jerks.
Flushing
CSM E was handling a return at the service desk. Customer was returning some fish that she decided they didn't want. Now E knew any returned fish could not be put back with the others, in case it contaminated the tanks. Which meant they would be flushed. So when the woman asks if they can be returned, E shrugs and says "Sure we take them back. But we have to flush them".
Woman acts all horrified, but does she change her mind? Nope. However the next person in line feels bad for the fishies and buys them instead.
Wait, why is this DAMP
Coworker S was running the self check-outs and I was on the express lane nearby. S suddenly comes tromping up saying "Ma'am. MA'AM. You can't put your dog there, people place food on that scanner." I look over and there is a 20-ish woman and her friend, who start giggling at S and pull away from the scanner. Cupped in the woman's arm is this little dog, peeking out between her coat. You know the type. The adorable little "decoration pieces" people walk around with so they can look like Paris or whatever.
Anway, the two women leave and S goes over to clean the scanner for the next customer. After all, who wants puppy on their produce? S comes over to me quite upset and tells me the scanner was wet. WET, she says and that is wasn't water. Ewww. People take no responsibility for themselves or their animals. Aside from service animals, pets are NOT allowed in our store. Jerks.
Flushing
CSM E was handling a return at the service desk. Customer was returning some fish that she decided they didn't want. Now E knew any returned fish could not be put back with the others, in case it contaminated the tanks. Which meant they would be flushed. So when the woman asks if they can be returned, E shrugs and says "Sure we take them back. But we have to flush them".


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