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The Shits and the perv (wordy and gross)
Warning!! Warning!! Gross Content Ahead!!
Today was the gathering of the shit-heads. Many not understanding that we were swamped and several more drunk...and maybe high...anyways, picture this long lines past drive thru and cash. Rookie on pack and bag and cashiers just standing around. We have the account with her son (we love the kid and always give him treats when he visits) manager with her in lobby.
Some guy ordered small pespi. Now the challenge begins, for such a small order have to get it out quickly. He finially shows up about 6 mins later, closer to 7. Felt bad for him so gave him the pop for free....saw his hand moving on his lap knew he was up to something. Didn't look. Kept asking for more stuff, knew he was trying to get me to look.
Take the other order and when just about to give the meal out actually saw that he was trying to rub his flaccid stub...I mean penis *somebody get the tweasers
* It was digusting (needed a bikini wax!) and he smelt like beer. Once I saw the stub, proceedure ran through my head and called for my manager while fending off the newbies who tried to look to see was was happening. Finially find the manager were she had been in the lobby, the idiot has since driven off. I was pissed. And I really wanted to start screaming and calling out insults to him. Had a few golds. Like: your last lover was an ant and she said you were too small and shall we get the microscope and tweaser so you can find it?
By this time have warned that NOBODY is answering drive-thru unless they know who it is or have been given the okay. 'Cause the guy was piss drunk and how knows if he remembered that he already tried to prev us.
The awsome drunk lady behind thought he was suspicious because he had something on his lisence plate to obscure it. What an asshole.
Another gem is this east Indian guy who came through. Didn't have time to get him so asked my other In-charge. She couldn't understand a damn word he said told him to come to the window. When I finially got the headset back he had backed up and got the order AND REPEATED it back to him. When he comes to the window was busy with something and our Taco beller starts talking to him to make sure everything is right before taking money (she can speak hindi, thats why we asked her)
Apparently he starts degrading her and yelling at her and she walks away *goodgirl!*.
When I get to him. He starts yaking about how he speaks good english. I say: "I'm sorry sir but I've been partially deaf all day and the speaker been weird." Which has been true. People have been screaming at me and it sounds like they're whispering
. He starts yelling and calling me names so slam my hands on the metal counter and say someone else better fucking take his money or deal with him. Other In-charge comes over and deals with the puckered asshole.
A few other idiots and that was it. By the end of the night was allowing other people to take money but they were seasoned and any newbies were briefed and explaned what to do when that happens.
Today was the gathering of the shit-heads. Many not understanding that we were swamped and several more drunk...and maybe high...anyways, picture this long lines past drive thru and cash. Rookie on pack and bag and cashiers just standing around. We have the account with her son (we love the kid and always give him treats when he visits) manager with her in lobby.
Some guy ordered small pespi. Now the challenge begins, for such a small order have to get it out quickly. He finially shows up about 6 mins later, closer to 7. Felt bad for him so gave him the pop for free....saw his hand moving on his lap knew he was up to something. Didn't look. Kept asking for more stuff, knew he was trying to get me to look.
Take the other order and when just about to give the meal out actually saw that he was trying to rub his flaccid stub...I mean penis *somebody get the tweasers
* It was digusting (needed a bikini wax!) and he smelt like beer. Once I saw the stub, proceedure ran through my head and called for my manager while fending off the newbies who tried to look to see was was happening. Finially find the manager were she had been in the lobby, the idiot has since driven off. I was pissed. And I really wanted to start screaming and calling out insults to him. Had a few golds. Like: your last lover was an ant and she said you were too small and shall we get the microscope and tweaser so you can find it?By this time have warned that NOBODY is answering drive-thru unless they know who it is or have been given the okay. 'Cause the guy was piss drunk and how knows if he remembered that he already tried to prev us.
The awsome drunk lady behind thought he was suspicious because he had something on his lisence plate to obscure it. What an asshole.
Another gem is this east Indian guy who came through. Didn't have time to get him so asked my other In-charge. She couldn't understand a damn word he said told him to come to the window. When I finially got the headset back he had backed up and got the order AND REPEATED it back to him. When he comes to the window was busy with something and our Taco beller starts talking to him to make sure everything is right before taking money (she can speak hindi, thats why we asked her)
Apparently he starts degrading her and yelling at her and she walks away *goodgirl!*.
When I get to him. He starts yaking about how he speaks good english. I say: "I'm sorry sir but I've been partially deaf all day and the speaker been weird." Which has been true. People have been screaming at me and it sounds like they're whispering
. He starts yelling and calling me names so slam my hands on the metal counter and say someone else better fucking take his money or deal with him. Other In-charge comes over and deals with the puckered asshole.A few other idiots and that was it. By the end of the night was allowing other people to take money but they were seasoned and any newbies were briefed and explaned what to do when that happens.
and Anime Evolution 2010 