Fun customer

[Imogene]

From today. I'm still a touch sick, and sucking down cough drops like they're life support, but I'm getting back to my cheerful, bubbly self.
Customer came up behind me today, and I just happened to feel her presence as she neared me, so I turned around to interact with her, during a lull.
FC: Fun customer
RJ: Ah-der!

FC: "If I was a toy chest... Oh, wait, it looks like there's some wood furniture over there!"
RJ: "Yeah, some. But you didn't finish your question."
FC: "Oh, right, if I was a toy chest, where would I be?"
RJ: "Hmm... off hand? You'd be right where you are standing, as you'd be immobile."
FC: "Touche, sales-girl, now, if only you hadn't sold me all that handsomeness cream."

[XCashier]

Isn't it great to have customers you can joke with? So rare, the fun customer...

[myswtghst]

I may have just snorted.

I was complaining to one of my techs today that his coworker was grumpy with me. He delivered this gem: "I'll never be grumpy with you, L, maybe Sleepy or Dopey, but never Grumpy."

[saint]

Today:

I thought dude had a pickup order.

me: do you have a pickup?
dude: No, but I have a car outside.

Made my day.

[aurelemsrealm]

I always have to grin and shake my head at the ones who make jokes about having gas. I don't think I need to elaborate.