Me answering phone: Good evening hotel reception, can I help you?
Idiot: Do you have any rooms for the 27th?
Me: I'll just check... Yes, we have a suite and a couple of deluxe doubles for the 27th.
Idiot: Do you have any standard rooms?
Me: Um.... Just a suite and a couple of deluxes.
Idiot: never mind then.
Idiot: Do you have any rooms for the 27th?
Me: I'll just check... Yes, we have a suite and a couple of deluxe doubles for the 27th.
Idiot: Do you have any standard rooms?
Me: Um.... Just a suite and a couple of deluxes.
Idiot: never mind then.