12/24 was a day when plenty of SCs crawled out of the woodwork.
Here's an example:
We're currently promoting 30% OFF ALL ACCESSORIES. Woman brings a $32.00 woolly scarf to check out.
I say, cheerfully, "This is now 30% off, so that brings the price down to $22.40!"
She responds: "That goes against the grain."
Puzzled, I politely sayy, "I beg your pardon?"
She repeats, louder, "THAT GOES AGAINST THE GRAIN."
I immediately think, she can't possibly be protesting against a lowered price, so is there some flaw in the woollen weave - the "grain" - ?? - of the scarf which she has detected??
As I am closely inspecting the scarf, she sez: "I'm a Wal-Mart shopper."
I look at her quizzically. She continues, "I don't usually pay these kinds of prices."
Oh-so-polite, I inquire delicately, "Would you like to change your mind about this purchase?"
She replies, "No, I really like it."
THEN SHUT UP AND BUY IT! OR DON'T BUY IT! I DO NOT CARE!
(goes without saying that I did not actually shriek the above, except in my head)
R.A.
Here's an example:
We're currently promoting 30% OFF ALL ACCESSORIES. Woman brings a $32.00 woolly scarf to check out.
I say, cheerfully, "This is now 30% off, so that brings the price down to $22.40!"
She responds: "That goes against the grain."
Puzzled, I politely sayy, "I beg your pardon?"
She repeats, louder, "THAT GOES AGAINST THE GRAIN."
I immediately think, she can't possibly be protesting against a lowered price, so is there some flaw in the woollen weave - the "grain" - ?? - of the scarf which she has detected??
As I am closely inspecting the scarf, she sez: "I'm a Wal-Mart shopper."
I look at her quizzically. She continues, "I don't usually pay these kinds of prices."
Oh-so-polite, I inquire delicately, "Would you like to change your mind about this purchase?"
She replies, "No, I really like it."
THEN SHUT UP AND BUY IT! OR DON'T BUY IT! I DO NOT CARE!
(goes without saying that I did not actually shriek the above, except in my head)
R.A.
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