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So one day this mid-aged kinda scruffy looking guy with a band-aid on his face came into our restaurant. He ordered coffee and then sat down and proceeded to make a HUGE mess rolling his own cigarettes on the table. Then he comes up to the counter, asking for salt. Then comes up again, asking for sugar. Then crackers, then creamer, then a cup of hot water. On and on and on... he must have made 10 trips to the counter asking for stuff. He stayed for like literally 2 hours and left a huge mess of tobacco leafs on his table. Good Riddance.
But then he comes in the NEXT day. He orders coffee again, makes his usual 10 trips up to the counter etc. Then he puts headphones on and decides to sing OUTLOUD to the music. All of a sudden we hear "She dont like. She dont like. She dont like..... COCAINE!" He's singing Cocaine by Eric Clapton OUTLOUD and there were customers in the store!!! Luckily he stopped before we had to go over and tell him to shut up.
Then the next day, guess what? He comes in AGAIN. But this time he opens the glass door and swung it so far that it hit this glass clothing case on the wall and it made like THE LOUDEST noise you could imagine. Everyone in the store literally jumped. Then he orders coffee and then does his usual 10 trips up to the counter for salt, crackers, sugar, pepper etc. etc. etc. Dont even ask me why he needed pepper and crackers for his coffee. Hes a moocher.
Anyways, we were getting really fed up with him at this point because he was such a moocher. We lost $$ on his coffee sale considering all of the other stuff he mooched from us. And he was hogging our tables for hours on end, leaving messes and being distruptive. So the manager told me to tell him the next tim ehe came in to charge him a quarter for each item he wanted.
So the next day he comes in. Orders his coffee and then comes up and asks for crackers. I said "New policy. That will be a quarter." He says "WHAT!?! THATS BULLSHIT!!!" I said "Sorry, new policy". He stormed out and never came back.
Then maybe two months later I was eating at Taco Johns and I overhear these 2 employees whispering to eachother about "that guy just took every single one of our taco sauce packets from the condiment stand and stuffed them into his pocket!!". I turn around and sure enough, its moocher guy.
But then he comes in the NEXT day. He orders coffee again, makes his usual 10 trips up to the counter etc. Then he puts headphones on and decides to sing OUTLOUD to the music. All of a sudden we hear "She dont like. She dont like. She dont like..... COCAINE!" He's singing Cocaine by Eric Clapton OUTLOUD and there were customers in the store!!! Luckily he stopped before we had to go over and tell him to shut up.
Then the next day, guess what? He comes in AGAIN. But this time he opens the glass door and swung it so far that it hit this glass clothing case on the wall and it made like THE LOUDEST noise you could imagine. Everyone in the store literally jumped. Then he orders coffee and then does his usual 10 trips up to the counter for salt, crackers, sugar, pepper etc. etc. etc. Dont even ask me why he needed pepper and crackers for his coffee. Hes a moocher.
Anyways, we were getting really fed up with him at this point because he was such a moocher. We lost $$ on his coffee sale considering all of the other stuff he mooched from us. And he was hogging our tables for hours on end, leaving messes and being distruptive. So the manager told me to tell him the next tim ehe came in to charge him a quarter for each item he wanted.
So the next day he comes in. Orders his coffee and then comes up and asks for crackers. I said "New policy. That will be a quarter." He says "WHAT!?! THATS BULLSHIT!!!" I said "Sorry, new policy". He stormed out and never came back.
Then maybe two months later I was eating at Taco Johns and I overhear these 2 employees whispering to eachother about "that guy just took every single one of our taco sauce packets from the condiment stand and stuffed them into his pocket!!". I turn around and sure enough, its moocher guy.
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