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  • "But we're paying for this!"

    Okay, for the benefit of those who don't know, I work in a post-secondary dormitory building, at the front desk. It's my job to take payments, answer questions, do random tasks as required, and point people in the right direction for help.

    Well, since it's the winter break right now, the full time staff are gone until Jan. 2, so nothing's really going on until then. Any requests for things, any problems (except emergencies) and so on need to wait until then to get fixed. The way the internet in this building is set up, you need a token code to log on. We were running low before the break started. Now we're out until Jan. 2 at the earliest. Also, we don't do any form of tech support. There's a 1-800 number the students can call. Not only do we not know how to do tech support, but we're actually forbidden from it for liability reasons.

    SS: Sucky Student
    Me: Hero!

    SS: My internet isn't working
    Me: Okay, you need to call the tech support number. Do you still have the paper your internet code came on?
    SS: No.
    Me: Okay, I'll give you the number *grabs the binder that contains new codes to get the number off one* Uh-oh. Looks like we're out of codes. *grabs the phone list, copies the number down* There you are. Call them, though if you need your old code, or a new one, they're not going to be able to help you much.
    SS: Okay, thanks *leaves*

    Now, if that was the end of the story, it wouldn't be very sucky now, would it?

    *SS comes back down not even 5 minutes later, with a sheet in his hand*
    SS: The number's not working.
    Me: The tech support number? How's it not working?
    SS: No one's picking up *note, it takes about 5 minutes for most people to run up to their rooms, grab their keys, and come back down when they're locked out, so how did this guy make a phone call in that time and figure out that no one's there?*
    Me: Well, you need to call them again and wait. It's Christmas time still, so they're probably on low staffing levels.
    SS: No, my internet's not working.
    Me: I know, but you have to call them, I can't help.
    SS: My roommate's is working.
    Me: Then call tech support.
    SS: Last time they just gave me a new code
    Me: I don't have any new codes.
    SS: But we're paying for this!
    Me: Yes, and we tried to get more codes before the break, but we had problems, and they didn't get back to us before everyone left, so now we're out of codes. See? This is the binder they're kept in. It's empty *shows* (Yeah, that was snarky, but come on!)
    SS: You don't have to talk to me like that.
    Me: Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you, and I don't have any new codes to give you.
    SS: But my internet isn't working!
    Me: This is the world we have to live in, I don't have any codes, and no other way to help you. I'm sorry, but go try that number again.
    *SS leaves*
    Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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  • #2
    Quoth Broomjockey View Post
    SS: You don't have to talk to me like that.
    I would have been tempted to say:

    and YOU don't have to talk to ME like that either...
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • #3
      Just because you don't like my answer doesn't mean it's going to change. Especially when there isn't anything else I can do for you.
      "In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case

      “You don't need many words if you already know what you're talking about.” ~William Stafford

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      • #4
        wow, is it just me or is everyone getting denser by the hour?.... if you have to think about that one then you probably are getting dense too
        We Pick Up the Pieces

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        • #5
          Did he ever hear of going to the library & using the computers there?

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          • #6
            Quoth Broomjockey View Post
            SS: But my internet isn't working!
            Oh I'm sorry, I didn't understand you the first three times you said it, here let me flip my magic button to make it work again.
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #7
              Quoth Bright_Star View Post
              Did he ever hear of going to the library & using the computers there?
              but the library is waaaayyyy over in the next building!!
              Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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              • #8
                Heh. Our library computers are ssssssslllllllooooowwwwww, and their scanners, average as they are, no longer let me use them on my profile. Tech support can't do jack about it.

                Luckily I recieved an all-singin'-all-dancin' behemoth of a printer/scanner/copier/photo printer for Xmas.
                "...Muhuh? *blink-blink* >_O *roll over* ZZZzzz......"

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                • #9
                  Quoth Bright_Star View Post
                  Did he ever hear of going to the library & using the computers there?
                  Actually, the college is closed until Jan. 2. That includes the library. The best he could hope for is to have a laptop and use the wireless in the college. Which actually works fairly well, having done it a few times myself, when they cut power to the building, or were testing the fire alarms.
                  Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                  http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                    Actually, the college is closed until Jan. 2. That includes the library. The best he could hope for is to have a laptop and use the wireless in the college. Which actually works fairly well, having done it a few times myself, when they cut power to the building, or were testing the fire alarms.
                    And perhaps if he hadn't been such a jackass, you would have informed him of this fact.

                    Ahh, the logic of an SC: Lets treat this person (who has NOTHING to do with our issue) like a total piece of crap and ruin any chance we have of getting helpful info.
                    "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                      SS: You don't have to talk to me like that.
                      "Apparently I do have to talk to you like that. Perhaps I need to use crayons to illustrate as well. This is you calling the tech support number I gave you..."



                      Don't you wish? It would be so therapeutic... not so much as defenestration, but we can't have everything...
                      Everything sucks. I must be living in a vacuum.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth myswtghst View Post
                        Just because you don't like my answer doesn't mean it's going to change.
                        Just like everyone who says, "I have a question..." to me.
                        My immediate response? "I have an answer, but you may not like it."
                        "I call murder on that!"

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                        • #13
                          My response is '42'. Most don't get it.
                          I'm sorry, the person to whom you were speaking has been replaced by a recording. Please leave your message at the sound of the beep.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth TryNotToBeThatOne View Post
                            My response is '42'. Most don't get it.
                            Yeah, but where's your towel, eh?
                            Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                            http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                            • #15
                              Yeah, your binder may be empty of codes, but where is your Easy button that magically fixes the internet?

                              Ah, if only all problems in life came with their own Easy button to fix it........ I'm going to have to ask Santa for one of those next year.
                              The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager

                              Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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