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So, I took 5 days from work to do my own thing. I come back Saturday night.
If any of you have read my stories about bathroom cleaning, you know how it always ends. This one comes with a twist.
Men's:
I was greeted with pubic hairs no shorter than five inches all over the floor in the shape of smiley faces. Crude, but visible as such.
There was tinkle all over the floor, and some how they managed to pee INSIDE the hard plastic shell of the paper towel dispenser. I just kept rolling it into the garbage can until it was empty.
Women's:
Manager C, the bane of my joy at work, left early that night. Right before she left, there were no customers, and no one else went to the restroom after her.
I walk in and see red all over the small stall. There's a HUGE puddle of someone's menses on the floor. With tampon.
In the handicapped stall, there were poo spittles from explosive diarrhea on the walls, and across from the toilet on the wall. It didn't move, just sat there....
I have no idea which, if any, Manager C did, but its very strange that she's last one there and never said anything about it on the way out, and never mentioned it this morning when asked...
If any of you have read my stories about bathroom cleaning, you know how it always ends. This one comes with a twist.
Men's:
I was greeted with pubic hairs no shorter than five inches all over the floor in the shape of smiley faces. Crude, but visible as such.
There was tinkle all over the floor, and some how they managed to pee INSIDE the hard plastic shell of the paper towel dispenser. I just kept rolling it into the garbage can until it was empty.
Women's:
Manager C, the bane of my joy at work, left early that night. Right before she left, there were no customers, and no one else went to the restroom after her.
I walk in and see red all over the small stall. There's a HUGE puddle of someone's menses on the floor. With tampon.
In the handicapped stall, there were poo spittles from explosive diarrhea on the walls, and across from the toilet on the wall. It didn't move, just sat there....
I have no idea which, if any, Manager C did, but its very strange that she's last one there and never said anything about it on the way out, and never mentioned it this morning when asked...
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