Bad fake ID

[Shangri-laschild]

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=22080 Made me remember a time when I was at the gas station. I was in the office doing some paperwork and the girl on the register came back to show me something. Some guy had come in to buy alcohol (for which you must be 21). She had told him to hang on and brought the ID back to me. First off the ID didn't even put him at 21. Second off the "21 by" date and his birthday didn't match year wise.. meaning a horribly obvious fake ID. I called the police and considering it was a busy night, they took a while. This guy hung out at the store while I holed up in the office for probably about 20-25 minutes calmly waiting to get his ID back...Didn't make a fuss and didn't seem to be aware that something was off either. Getting someone to tow his car after the police took him away sucked.....

[Soulstealer]

I don't get to deal with IDs much but a few weeks ago someone had turned in a lost wallet. In it, were two drivers licences from two different states. Same picture and name, different birthdates. Ah university, where fake IDs are plentiful among the freshmen.

[HereWeGo]

He really didn't suspect anything after 20 minutes of waiting? That's too funny.

One guy tried to pass off a printed paper ID to a coworker to buy beer at the supermarket we work at. CW said she wouldn't have suspected anything at first because he kept it in his wallet sleeve, but the format for the state looked off so she asked him to take it out, and lo and behold, it's a freakin' piece of paper. Not even laminated. I hear, "Um, we don't take paper IDs..." and I can tell she's trying hard not to laugh her butt off. The guy shrugs and leaves quietly without his beer.

[Dave1982]

So....this MORON stood around and waited to get his fake ID until he got arrested?

"What a dumbass...."

[queenbb]

yah that guy doesnt seem to be so smart.

i had a friend who worked in a bar years ago, a bar at a bowling alley.

one day i come in and she cards me, unusual since i work there and i had been going to that bowling alley for quite a few years and she knew i was well over 21. she looks alittle exasperated so i ask her whats up.

she got hit by the police they said that she didnt card one of their under cover agents. now i have worked with her for a while at this point and on my day off i would sit in the bar and play darts with her while she was not doing anything i knew for a fact that she cards every one that comes in that bar, (yes shes alittle lax with people whom shes known for a long time like me after a while it seems to become pointless to card someone you see every day)

she always took the card and since it was low light she would check the face the date and then wobble the card in the light to make sure that the ca state seal was visible, and if it was an out of state id she would look it up in the book.

she said they came in almost immidiatly after the kid finished her drink. and the proof they had was a photo copied id with every thing blacked out except for the birthdate. yah the name the pic the address you name it all you could see was the actual birthday which was about 2 years under the legal age.

she couldnt belive it she didnt even remember any one comming in with that date on the card (and she does have a good memory for that stuff she would remember you after the first time she saw you)

she took the ticket and the courtdate or what ever else they had to offer her and came across the street to our other friends bar, where they had pretty much done the same thing to him.

when they went in to the court on their date for the citation, the judge just looked at them and dismissed the tickets, stating that the police were up to no good that night and pointed to a stack about 2 ft deep on his desk from other places that had similar stories from that night.