Cussed out over $7 (language)

[unholypet]

In the pizza world of work, we got a call for a Large MeatTopper, delivery. Total is $19.05

Wife (W) of the guy (G) whom ordered calls back;

Me: (spiel) and what can I get for you tonight, ma'am?"
W: I don't want the pizza, cancel my order.

We confirm it is this order, and I wave at the make-person to stop.

Me: If I may ask it, I have to know forrecords sake why you want to cancel.
W: Its too high, way too pricy.
Me: Its a little pricy since you get more than12 ouces of meat, plus extra cheese and sauce on it. Are you sure you're wanting to cancel it?
W: Well yes its why I --
--Guy picks up other phone a Wife laughs.
G: Yoo muth fucker, I ain' payin no bull shit 20 when I can get some from Dominoes for 12! It thar a bucha booooooooll sheet. You fucker! What the hell is it doing so high?
Me: Sir, that's no excuse to be rude. Pleas stop cussing me.

He starts yelling:
G: I AINT GOONNA DO N DAYUM THANG! You was put here to serve and you doing afcking lousy ass job you whore! I want some good pizza at a mutha FUCKING HELL good damn price--
Me: Sir, you are aware that I have your address and will not hesitate to track your ass down and apply a smart-stick to your face in the hopes to save your dying brain?

This made the wife laugh even harder and I just hung up on em. I had a rough day, and in the end succumbed to the anger.

[Dreamstalker]

G: What the hell is it doing so high?

"What the hell are you doing so high?"

What a tard. The application of a smart-stick may overwhelm his poor brain.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I feel bad for his wife...

[Forensic Waitress]

Good for you for getting one up on an asshole customer.

I wouldn't worry about giving in to your anger, if we don't do that every so often we will all end up axe murders from bottling it up.

[allniter]

I feel bad for his wife...

Don't feel too bad for her if she's dumb enough to stay. I doubt he was any different when they were dating from the sounds of it, so if she wanted to wed him, that's her mistake.

[Primer]

unholypet, (and other pizza people) are you aware of the site tipthepizzaguy . com ? It's another good place to let off some steam and compare notes with other pizza people.

[retaildrone]

Uh, there is a reason Dominoes is cheap. They are NAS-TAY!

[wynjara]

Uh, there is a reason Dominoes is cheap. They are NAS-TAY!

Yes. But (as far as I can tell) they are *equally* nasty everywhere. So it's at least a safe pizza if you're in an unknown area of pizza-ness.

[Dave1982]

Uh, there is a reason Dominoes is cheap. They are NAS-TAY!

Stole the words right out of my mouth......Dominos SUCKS. My uncle once described Dominos pizza as a pizza made using the cardboard disc from the box as the crust.

I firmly believe that the only reason they are in still in business is because they deliver buffalo wings.

Yes. But (as far as I can tell) they are *equally* nasty everywhere. So it's at least a safe pizza if you're in an unknown area of pizza-ness.

This is because nothing is prepared at the restaurant level. EVERYTHING is premade at one of several regional kitchens, then frozen and shipped out the individual stores. This way they just have to thaw it out and assemble out of pre-portioned bags. Therefore, every Dominos has a consistent level of suckiness no matter where you are.

[retaildrone]

Yes. But (as far as I can tell) they are *equally* nasty everywhere. So it's at least a safe pizza if you're in an unknown area of pizza-ness.

Papa Johns rocks the house!

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

There is exactly one reason why I would say I wish I'd never visited Manhattan.

Takeout pizza is ruined for me forever. I never ordered another one.

[pyxee]

Papa Johns rocks the house!

Yep, and they actually use mostly fresh stuff around here. Toss the dough and stuff. My husband worked at one, and god was it nice we got a lot of screw up orders that they just did not want to throw out

[drunkenwildmage]

Dominoes is pretty much Cardboard, Ketchup and Bologna.

Papa Johns, they pretty much make everything in the store, but the Dough is made then shipped in... at least it was the 3 months I worked there. don't know if it's still like that.


What's funny about Domino's is that I live less then 60 miles from their world Headquarters, and they can't keep a store in my city to save their life ( I live in a city of about 300k, 650k if you count the 'burbs.) Marco's Pizza (Who i have worked for, for 7 years) has been whipping Domino's ass for years.

[unholypet]

The reason my company is so high, is from the LARGE amount of toppings and freshly made dough, fresh cut veggies/fruits, and the large driving distances.

Depends on taste /shrug

[ArenaBoy]

Uh, there is a reason Dominoes is cheap. They are NAS-TAY!

Will agree with you on that. Use to live on it when I worked at Whiskeyclone. As for best pizza it's either Buddy's or Shield's (Two Detroit area restaurants, Buddy's got mentioned on the Food Network IIRC).

However, I'm swearing off pizza after coming down with a stomach ache after eating garbage pizza at my school today.