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One, Two, Buckle My Shoe
A woman comes in and first thing that happens, her shoe falls off. She puts it back on and gets a cart. The shoe comes off again. She goes to get some ketchup and again the shoe comes off. Repeat for the hour she spent here doing her shopping. Half the time, she didn't even notice the shoe had come off and kept walking until someone pointed it out to her.
Three, Four, Shut The Door
To the asshat that left one of our freezer doors open: Thank you so much for wasting energy and food. Walking into the freezer aisle and suddenly feeling like your in the North Pole is so refreshing. May I ask if there was some reason you felt the need to share the wonderful world of hypothermia and frostbite to the rest of the store?
Five, Six, Pick Up Sticks
A kid is playing with a container of beef jerky. The container holding the jerky falls off the shelf, and spills everywhere. Kid stomps on jerky and mom continues deciding what kind of chips she wants. After she makes her pick, she just walks away with child in tow. Jerk.
Seven, Eight, Lay Them Straight
A man asks me for a discount on a pack of pencils because, apparantly, the pencils were not lined up straightly side by side. No, he did not get the discount.
Nine, Ten, A Good Fat Hen
A woman keeps arguing with me that the chicken in her hand was not the biggest one we had. I assured her that it was. I know this becase she had me personally, look for the biggest chicken we had. She was holding it. But, keeps arguing that I'm trying to pull a fast one. She then screams she doesn't want the chicken and shoves it into my arms stomping away. I think the dead bird clucked in relief.
Eleven, Twelve, Men Must Delve
A guy comes in and asks if we would tell him where the center of the store is. When questioned further, he admits that he has a treasure map from one of his buddies and the treasure is hidden underneath the center of the store. Take note, there was a shovel and jackhammer in his pick-up. He was told to leave. Man curses at us for being so stingy and promises he'll share the treasure. I don't know if he was stoned or drunk or just a complete idiot. Probably all three.
Thirteen, Fourteen, Maids Are Courting
A couple decided to explore each other's mouths in the middle of the dairy aisle. People were avoiding them and the employees weren't allowed to do a damn thing. I mean, come on. Take it outside, at least behind the dumpster.
Fifteen, Sixteen, Maids In The Kitchen
A woman asks me where we keep the knives. We have a few knives, so I show her. They're not very sharp, and I told her this. She says she's a professional chef and needs sharper knives. These won't do. Well, sorry, but that's all we've got. She gets annoyed saying she needs sharper knives to cut the meat and fat. Then she asks if any of the knives can cut through bone. No, I don't think so. She asks if you can easily clean blood off them. No. She makes an irritated growl and storms off muttering to herself. Should I be scared?
Seventeen, Eighteen, Maids In Waiting
A girl in the bakery department filed a complaint saying she waited twenty minutes for someone, but all of the employees behind the counter refused to serve her. The employees said that their counter was swamped and the girl was only there for two minutes tops. They said they would be right with her, but she got mad and left. Cameras support this statement.
Nineteen, Twenty, My Plate's Empty
A woman with three kids takes her cart full of unbagged groceries, and walks out of the store. When the manager followed and asked for a receipt, the woman refused. The woman and groceries were escorted by security back into the store. Kids followed. Security tapes revealed that the woman did not pay for the groceries. The woman throws a hissy fit when she learned she was being charged for shop-lifting. She screamed on how we were taking away her children's food and how they couldn't eat dinner. We ought to give her the groceries for free because she's handicapped and has no money. She was still screaming when the police slapped the hand-cuffs on her. Don't know what happend to the kids but I hope they go to a more responsible adult.
A woman comes in and first thing that happens, her shoe falls off. She puts it back on and gets a cart. The shoe comes off again. She goes to get some ketchup and again the shoe comes off. Repeat for the hour she spent here doing her shopping. Half the time, she didn't even notice the shoe had come off and kept walking until someone pointed it out to her.
Three, Four, Shut The Door
To the asshat that left one of our freezer doors open: Thank you so much for wasting energy and food. Walking into the freezer aisle and suddenly feeling like your in the North Pole is so refreshing. May I ask if there was some reason you felt the need to share the wonderful world of hypothermia and frostbite to the rest of the store?
Five, Six, Pick Up Sticks
A kid is playing with a container of beef jerky. The container holding the jerky falls off the shelf, and spills everywhere. Kid stomps on jerky and mom continues deciding what kind of chips she wants. After she makes her pick, she just walks away with child in tow. Jerk.
Seven, Eight, Lay Them Straight
A man asks me for a discount on a pack of pencils because, apparantly, the pencils were not lined up straightly side by side. No, he did not get the discount.
Nine, Ten, A Good Fat Hen
A woman keeps arguing with me that the chicken in her hand was not the biggest one we had. I assured her that it was. I know this becase she had me personally, look for the biggest chicken we had. She was holding it. But, keeps arguing that I'm trying to pull a fast one. She then screams she doesn't want the chicken and shoves it into my arms stomping away. I think the dead bird clucked in relief.
Eleven, Twelve, Men Must Delve
A guy comes in and asks if we would tell him where the center of the store is. When questioned further, he admits that he has a treasure map from one of his buddies and the treasure is hidden underneath the center of the store. Take note, there was a shovel and jackhammer in his pick-up. He was told to leave. Man curses at us for being so stingy and promises he'll share the treasure. I don't know if he was stoned or drunk or just a complete idiot. Probably all three.
Thirteen, Fourteen, Maids Are Courting
A couple decided to explore each other's mouths in the middle of the dairy aisle. People were avoiding them and the employees weren't allowed to do a damn thing. I mean, come on. Take it outside, at least behind the dumpster.
Fifteen, Sixteen, Maids In The Kitchen
A woman asks me where we keep the knives. We have a few knives, so I show her. They're not very sharp, and I told her this. She says she's a professional chef and needs sharper knives. These won't do. Well, sorry, but that's all we've got. She gets annoyed saying she needs sharper knives to cut the meat and fat. Then she asks if any of the knives can cut through bone. No, I don't think so. She asks if you can easily clean blood off them. No. She makes an irritated growl and storms off muttering to herself. Should I be scared?
Seventeen, Eighteen, Maids In Waiting
A girl in the bakery department filed a complaint saying she waited twenty minutes for someone, but all of the employees behind the counter refused to serve her. The employees said that their counter was swamped and the girl was only there for two minutes tops. They said they would be right with her, but she got mad and left. Cameras support this statement.
Nineteen, Twenty, My Plate's Empty
A woman with three kids takes her cart full of unbagged groceries, and walks out of the store. When the manager followed and asked for a receipt, the woman refused. The woman and groceries were escorted by security back into the store. Kids followed. Security tapes revealed that the woman did not pay for the groceries. The woman throws a hissy fit when she learned she was being charged for shop-lifting. She screamed on how we were taking away her children's food and how they couldn't eat dinner. We ought to give her the groceries for free because she's handicapped and has no money. She was still screaming when the police slapped the hand-cuffs on her. Don't know what happend to the kids but I hope they go to a more responsible adult.
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