where are the mushrooms?

[Shadowwalker]

So this couple come in and order 2 bowls of soup, garlic bread with mozz, and breaded mushrooms. and right before i leave to fill out their order the woman tells me to bring out the soups first.

so out come the soups with some bread butter and crackers. the guy tells me to take back the bread because his garlic bread should be coming. (oh, so you want the garlic bread now all of a sudden, ok not a problem).

waits 2 minutes for garlic bread, cook tells me it's a little burned and there's another one on the way. i look at it and it's not burned in the slightest so i'm just thinking "wtf is this guy on?" but it's almost closing time and i don't care at this point so i bring it out and tell them another is on the way free of charge. they don't say anything.

once i bring the other one out they're half way done their soup when the guy says...
guy: "when are the mushrooms coming out?? are we supposed to stay all night and you'll serve them for breakfast?"
me: "well you guys said that you wanted the soup first..."
guy: "yeah... but SHE said that"

oh sooo sorry, i didn't know i wasn't supposed to listen to your wife. sorry i'm not a mind reader and know that when she said she wanted the soup first, that really means that YOU wanted everything at the same time. good thing you didn't tell me after she said that otherwise you wouldn't have known how great my telekenisis powers are.

[marasbaras]

My guess is that there was no tip, too.

[Shadowwalker]

My guess is that there was no tip, too.

that'd be a good guess, but i was really pleasant with them and got them everything they asked, and they left 4 bucks. it wasn't really sucky, i just thought it was funny that he expected me to read his mind.

[bigjimaz]

Is there some correlation here. Do people purposely act sucky so they can blame you and then think that this gives them the reason to not leave a tip?

I swear. I think every one in the country should have to be a waitress/waiter for a week. Let them see how hard it is to live off of two dollars and change an hour before tips.

Farking nimrods.

[Becks]

guy: "when are the mushrooms coming out?? are we supposed to stay all night and you'll serve them for breakfast?"
me: "well you guys said that you wanted the soup first..."
guy: "yeah... but SHE said that"

And YOU didn't say anything at all, sir. Sorry about that. Did you want them NOW? :batting eyelashes: