Along the lines of the thread that showed up today about whoever it was who walked out after his DM told him his friend was going to hell for committing suicide (sorry, I forgot your name).
I had a customer through my line today, and, I forget what happened to get us talking about this, but she mentioned something about God, and, me being me, I asked her, "Is that with a capital G or a lowercase g?"
She responded, "Oh, that would be the big one, thank you for sending down your only son (yap yap yap)."
I think she was saying it was a good thing I'm tall... I forget. But, suddenly, I had an urge to ask, "So, is it 'God's will' that I have a stroke before I turned 18? :anger:"
To which she takes a step back, and replies, "No, that's due to all the sin in the world."

Wait... so, the world is at fault for my stroke? Wow, I didn't know everyone in the world got into my head at once and caused me to get a migraine severe enough for me to lose my left side.
What. The. CRAP?
I had a customer through my line today, and, I forget what happened to get us talking about this, but she mentioned something about God, and, me being me, I asked her, "Is that with a capital G or a lowercase g?"
She responded, "Oh, that would be the big one, thank you for sending down your only son (yap yap yap)."
I think she was saying it was a good thing I'm tall... I forget. But, suddenly, I had an urge to ask, "So, is it 'God's will' that I have a stroke before I turned 18? :anger:"
To which she takes a step back, and replies, "No, that's due to all the sin in the world."

Wait... so, the world is at fault for my stroke? Wow, I didn't know everyone in the world got into my head at once and caused me to get a migraine severe enough for me to lose my left side.
What. The. CRAP?
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