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  • A selection of emails & phone calls

    First, we'll start with the emails:

    Note on account: Tech “spinned” in driveway & dug hole, still no cable. Orange spray paint is all over driveway. Tech also used profanity at the customer.

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    Email Customer: I do NOT need a telephone & I do not WANT one! When will you learn?

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    Note: Customer claims harassed by tech. Installer made comments like “I own a t*tty bar at the beach that is called Southern Comfort.” Did not give customer any guarantees that we would do anything about this.

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    Note: Customer is irate because she has made 3 trouble calls & the tech keeps showing up when she is not home. Customer believes tech is deliberately missing her when she’s home.

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    Contractor said he just built a condominium complex & we came & installed the lines but they weren’t grounded. Lightning struck the complex & one of the renters was fried. Mr. Bobberson would like for someone to call him back & let him know why the lines were not grounded & if there is any way we can come out & ground the lines so that this will not happen to another customer in the complex!

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    These last 2 were phone calls:

    Customer: Why do I always listen to your garbage?

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    Customer: Do you have a PRO-Football package?
    Me: Hmm, I don’t think…
    Customer: COME ON YOU! You GOTTA be kidding me! You don’t know this stuff?
    Me: I’m checking on this, sir.
    Customer: COME ON! You don’t know everything?!
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

  • #2
    Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
    Customer: Do you have a PRO-Football package?
    Me: Hmm, I don’t think…
    Customer: COME ON YOU! You GOTTA be kidding me! You don’t know this stuff?
    Me: I’m checking on this, sir.
    Customer: COME ON! You don’t know everything?!

    Like you can be expected to memorize hundreds and hundreds of channels/packages/extras

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    • #3
      Quoth CanadaGirl View Post
      Like you can be expected to memorize hundreds and hundreds of channels/packages/extras
      What, you didn't know that's the requirement no matter where you work?

      I'm "expected" to know every single lyric of every single song ever written!
      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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      • #4
        Quoth Pagan View Post
        I'm "expected" to know every single lyric of every single song ever written!
        What? You mean you don't?? What is going on here? If I have to know every program on TV, you surely have to know every lyric!!!
        The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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