Drunks with phones! (funny)

[Kittish]

At least I thought it was funny.

This happened to a coworker a few nights back, I was sitting across the aisle from her and couldn't help cracking up over her half of the conversation....

CW: Hapless underpaid co-worker
SC: Sozzled Customer
Me: hiding in the corner

CW: Welcome to <gourmet food company> this is CW, are you calling to place an order today?
SC: Well, maybe! I have this package called <holiday special we ran ads for all over the U.S.> Is it still available?
CW: Yes, it is. Would you like to order that?
SC: It comes with free gifts of.... *rambles on reading from the ad* Is it still available?
CW: *beginning to show signs of annoyance* Yes, it is. Would you like to order that?
Me: *stifles a snicker*
SC: Is it still 59.99?
CW: YES IT IS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO ORDER THAT?! *very exasperated tone of voice. It's not THAT difficult a question!*
Me: *cracks up, causing CW to crack up as well*
CW: *apologizes to SC for bursting into laughter*
SC: *finally decides to place order, along with various comments about the 'party' we're having and the party he's all too obviously been having for some time now*

[Sliceanddice]

well... actually... yeah... i think your coworker was close to annoying (not sucky), i would have said "with the *free gifts* for *price*? Yes. Would you lke to order it?." so she doesnt feel the need to continue.