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I work in a gas station, as some of you know. And those of you that know that probably also know that our bathroom's been screwed up for a while... and due to that, I have this tale to regale you with:
This woman comes in the other day during a busy period. I had three or four customers in line. She walks back to the bathroom, tries the locked doorknob, reads the sign, and walks back toward the front and stands there like she's waiting on my customers to leave. I just knew she was gonna ask if the bathroom was really out of order and if she could use it anyway. So the last customer starts out the door and this woman runs back toward the bathroom, and then yells at me: "I just had an accident. Is there no way I can use your bathroom at all?"
Seriously. This woman stood there and pissed on herself because she wanted to ask if she could use the bathroom anyway. I told her there was no water to that bathroom right now (which is true, but not the only thing wrong with it) and she asked if she could go in there to clean up. So I let her in there, mostly so I wouldn't have to listen to her bitch.
Seriously, if you've gotta go that bad, why would you stand around waiting to ask if a LOCKED bathroom WITH AN OUT OF ORDER SIGN ON IT was really out of order? And why didn't you stop BEFORE you had to go that bad?
I mean, I guess on the bright side, she didn't piss enough that there was a puddle or anything.
This woman comes in the other day during a busy period. I had three or four customers in line. She walks back to the bathroom, tries the locked doorknob, reads the sign, and walks back toward the front and stands there like she's waiting on my customers to leave. I just knew she was gonna ask if the bathroom was really out of order and if she could use it anyway. So the last customer starts out the door and this woman runs back toward the bathroom, and then yells at me: "I just had an accident. Is there no way I can use your bathroom at all?"
Seriously. This woman stood there and pissed on herself because she wanted to ask if she could use the bathroom anyway. I told her there was no water to that bathroom right now (which is true, but not the only thing wrong with it) and she asked if she could go in there to clean up. So I let her in there, mostly so I wouldn't have to listen to her bitch.
Seriously, if you've gotta go that bad, why would you stand around waiting to ask if a LOCKED bathroom WITH AN OUT OF ORDER SIGN ON IT was really out of order? And why didn't you stop BEFORE you had to go that bad?
I mean, I guess on the bright side, she didn't piss enough that there was a puddle or anything.
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