Get A Degree In Common Sense!

[customersruinmylife]

I swear, I wonder how some of these people got into university!

Stupid Student 1

SS: Hi, it says here this sandwich comes with butter. I don't like butter.
Me: OK, I can tell the kitchen not to put any on it.
SS: OK, and seeing as I am being deprived of butter, can I have fries for free?
Me: I'm sorry we don't do substitutes like that.
SS: But I'm being deprived of butter!

His friend put her hands over her face.

Friend: How can you be deprived of something you don't like?

Thank you!

Stupid Student 2

SS: Can I have a pint of bud?
Me: I'm sorry, we don't serve bud here, we have it in bottles...
SS: No, that's fine, I'll just have a pint of extra cold bud.
Me: We don't serve extra cold bud.
SS: You don't serve bud?
Me: Only by the bottle.
SS: So I can't get a pint of bud?
Me: No.
SS: Extra cold bud?
Me: No.
SS: Bud light?
Me: No.
SS: Well...what DO you have?
Me:

Stupid Student 3

SS: Hi, can I have a double vodka and orange?
Me: Sure, can I see some I.D first?
SS: For God's sake!

Hands me I.D

SS: My dad bought me a studio apartment you know!

How that was relevent I'll never know.

[Becks]

SS: Hi, it says here this sandwich comes with butter. I don't like butter.
Me: OK, I can tell the kitchen not to put any on it.
SS: OK, and seeing as I am being deprived of butter, can I have fries for free?
Me: I'm sorry we don't do substitutes like that.
SS: But I'm being deprived of butter!
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Friend: How can you be deprived of something you don't like?

Dude was an idiot.

I like his friend, though.

[donruss]

Dude was an idiot.

I like his friend, though.

The Stupid is strong in that one!

Forget University, I wonder how some people make it through every-day life!

[smileyeagle1021]

I swear, I wonder how some of these people got into university!



Stupid Student 3

SS: Hi, can I have a double vodka and orange?
Me: Sure, can I see some I.D first?
SS: For God's sake!

Hands me I.D

SS: My dad bought me a studio apartment you know!

How that was relevent I'll never know.

2 things, one that drink sounds really good
2, because his dad thinks he's mature so obviously you should too... because nothing says mature like "my parent's are paying my expenses"

in all fairness, my parent's still help with my expenses sense I'm still in school, but I pay most of my way (all except the last 200-300 of my rent and my car insurance)... oh and I would never use that as a reason not to need ID... when I play craps I still expect them to ask me to show them my really crappy Utah ID.

[PepperElf]

SS: My dad bought me a studio apartment you know!

"Isn't that special!" (aka snl church lady)

or... in the spirit of my co-workers, "wooop-de-freakin-do" with or without "do you want a cookie or something?"

or...
"What does that have to do with purchasing alcohol? Signing a lease only means you're at least 18, not 21" (assuming that's true for renting?)

[mariamousie1]

Um...okay. What? I'm guessing the first guy was trying to scam you (badly).

[WanderingSaint]

or...
"What does that have to do with purchasing alcohol? Signing a lease only means you're at least 18, not 21" (assuming that's true for renting?)

You have to be 18 in Canada to sign a legally binding lease, under 18 you have to have a co-signer (parents essentailly). So since his DAD bought him the condo/apartment/whatever... he could be anywhere from 13 - 21. So, actually, saying his PARENT bought the condo for him, that just makes it more suspicious.

Renting is slightly different... but I had to have my grandfather sign my lease with me for my six month rental agreement when I was 16 (yeah, moved out early), but I signed for myself for my month to month rental agreement after said six months (still 16).

[Saydrah]

I would like to complain- I have been deprived of butter!

I am going to just go around saying that to random people now.

[crazylegs]

I would like to complain- I have been deprived of butter!

I can compensate you with chips if you like?