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Sorry this is so long I thought you guys would get a kick out of it, this happened last summer
Ok so one of the concerts I was working the front doors as always. Anyways the opening band hadn't even started playing when a couple of my guys inside drag out this idiot that is completely drunk off his ass. As they are walking back inside they point at the guy and let me know he is not allowed in.
So a crowed of people come up to the door with there tickets and Drunk Boy (DB) tries to slip in with them. I stick my arm out and block him telling him that he is not allowed back into the building because he was thrown out. DB didn't even say anything he just stumbled back away from the door. I let the rest of the group in each of them are all kind of laughing at DB as he leans against the wall contemplating trying to get back in.
AS more people walk through the door again DB tries to slip in and we repeat the scene from above. After the third try I got mad and yelled at him to get away from the front doors.
A couple minutes later I am tearing more tickets I look up and notice the people in line are no longer trying to come in the door but instead watching something on the side of the building. I step out the door leaving only one person to tear tickets to see what is going on DB has gone to the wall about 30 feet from the door where a second story window is open and is now trying to climb the wall to get into through the window. Now this building was made from an old airport hanger so there isn't a lot to hang onto. DB got his fingers on a ledge about 4 feet below the window and he is swinging his feet trying to get them onto this 2 inch ledge. Behind me I hear someone yell look it's Spiderman and I start to laugh and walk over to DB.
Me: Dude get down
DB: What?
Me: Get down from there, there is no way you are going to be able to climb that wall and you where already told you where not allowed in.
DB: Didn’t you hear the guy over there I am Spiderman and I want another drink
ME: Not happening get down NOW
At this time the director of security (DS) has walked up front and see DB hanging from the wall.
DS: You heard the lady Spiderman get down
DB: you guys suck ok I will get down
and he drops down. I got back to tearing tickets. Again a little while later the line is again watching to the side so I step out and look . . . . . yep you guessed it DB is playing Spiderman again. So I radio to DS
Me: Princess to DS Spiderman is back
DS: What?
Me: Spiderman is trying to climb the wall again.
DS: Oh ... on my way
DS walks out I hear yelling but I am trying to get people in since the opening band is about to start. DS walks back and tells me it is all taken care of.
The opening band comes on and I don't see anymore of DB. Until just before the headlining band comes on. One of the cleaning crew staff (CC) walks up to me
CC: dude I was sitting in my car smoking and this guy just walked up tried opening the back door when it didn't work he opened my front door and tried to climb in right on top of me. I pushed in out and yelled at him to get away but now he is trying to get into other cars.
Me: Lovely, let me get DS and the cops out here . . . . DS can you get a sheriff and come to the front doors we have someone trying to get into cars
DS: On my way
DS walks out into the parking lot with a sheriff and they come back with DB walking/ stumbling in between them
Me: Dude Spiderman?
DB: I can't find my car
DS: he says he can't find his car and he wanted to lay down so I am going to pull out this bench and he can lay on the bench over here until his friend comes out looking for him.
Me: you sure?
DS: yeah you have a radio and we search him he hasn't taken anything
Right on que DB stupid friend (SF) comes to the door.
SF: I know the sign says no re-entry but I can't find my friend last time I saw him he was really drunk can I please step out and look for him real quick
Me: When was the last time you saw your friend?
SF: Before the first band came on
Me: What was he wearing?
SF described DB closes so I point him out to SF.
SF: Can I run him to my car and then come back in
Me: Yeah I will let you this time if it means keeping Spiderman out of trouble
DB: He he she called me Spiderman, I'M SPIDERMAN!!!!!
SF: Your wasted you will need to sleep it off in the car
DB: OK
So SF comes back and I am hoping that would be the last of DB. . . . . Opps I was wrong while the band is on stage I look over towards the security office door which is always locked from the outside. There's DB pulling on the handle, the he turns and is trying to pull out a fence post like he is going to beat the door in.
Me: Hey . . . . . Hey get away from that door
DB: i want to see this band though [Still pulling on the fence post good thing it's cemented in, but I still don't think it would break a steal door]
Me: Step away from the door NOW you are the verge of being arrested
DB: You can't stop me [At this point it clicks in my head he might not be planning on using that fence post on the door but possibly me {give me a break I had already worked 16 hours} so I decide to call for help]
Me: DS i need help up front right now and you will want to bring a sheriff with.
DS: I'll be there in 10 seconds
DB hears me call on the radio and turns towards me and starts walking, now me in me I am so tough wisdom had already been walking towards him until it registered what he could do with the fence post he never got out.
Me: You need to go back to your buddy’s car right now
DB: I am not going back to the car
He keeps walking towards me and I back up to the front doors.
DB: I am going inside, and you are not going to stop me this time
Me: No you are not going back inside you where kicked out for a reason and you have been nothing but trouble for me all night and now you have pissed me off.
DB takes a step towards me and raises his hand, I am concentrating on what DB is doing so close I didn't notice someone had come up behind him. All of a sudden DB flies back a couple feet standing in front of him is DS and a sheriff the sheriff is handcuffing DB but at the same time scolding DS for grabbing DB like he did.
DS response "But the Asshole was about to hit my wife."
I guess I forgot to mention at this time the director of security was my husband
Ok so one of the concerts I was working the front doors as always. Anyways the opening band hadn't even started playing when a couple of my guys inside drag out this idiot that is completely drunk off his ass. As they are walking back inside they point at the guy and let me know he is not allowed in.
So a crowed of people come up to the door with there tickets and Drunk Boy (DB) tries to slip in with them. I stick my arm out and block him telling him that he is not allowed back into the building because he was thrown out. DB didn't even say anything he just stumbled back away from the door. I let the rest of the group in each of them are all kind of laughing at DB as he leans against the wall contemplating trying to get back in.
AS more people walk through the door again DB tries to slip in and we repeat the scene from above. After the third try I got mad and yelled at him to get away from the front doors.
A couple minutes later I am tearing more tickets I look up and notice the people in line are no longer trying to come in the door but instead watching something on the side of the building. I step out the door leaving only one person to tear tickets to see what is going on DB has gone to the wall about 30 feet from the door where a second story window is open and is now trying to climb the wall to get into through the window. Now this building was made from an old airport hanger so there isn't a lot to hang onto. DB got his fingers on a ledge about 4 feet below the window and he is swinging his feet trying to get them onto this 2 inch ledge. Behind me I hear someone yell look it's Spiderman and I start to laugh and walk over to DB.
Me: Dude get down
DB: What?
Me: Get down from there, there is no way you are going to be able to climb that wall and you where already told you where not allowed in.
DB: Didn’t you hear the guy over there I am Spiderman and I want another drink
ME: Not happening get down NOW
At this time the director of security (DS) has walked up front and see DB hanging from the wall.
DS: You heard the lady Spiderman get down
DB: you guys suck ok I will get down
and he drops down. I got back to tearing tickets. Again a little while later the line is again watching to the side so I step out and look . . . . . yep you guessed it DB is playing Spiderman again. So I radio to DS
Me: Princess to DS Spiderman is back
DS: What?
Me: Spiderman is trying to climb the wall again.
DS: Oh ... on my way
DS walks out I hear yelling but I am trying to get people in since the opening band is about to start. DS walks back and tells me it is all taken care of.
The opening band comes on and I don't see anymore of DB. Until just before the headlining band comes on. One of the cleaning crew staff (CC) walks up to me
CC: dude I was sitting in my car smoking and this guy just walked up tried opening the back door when it didn't work he opened my front door and tried to climb in right on top of me. I pushed in out and yelled at him to get away but now he is trying to get into other cars.
Me: Lovely, let me get DS and the cops out here . . . . DS can you get a sheriff and come to the front doors we have someone trying to get into cars
DS: On my way
DS walks out into the parking lot with a sheriff and they come back with DB walking/ stumbling in between them
Me: Dude Spiderman?
DB: I can't find my car
DS: he says he can't find his car and he wanted to lay down so I am going to pull out this bench and he can lay on the bench over here until his friend comes out looking for him.
Me: you sure?
DS: yeah you have a radio and we search him he hasn't taken anything
Right on que DB stupid friend (SF) comes to the door.
SF: I know the sign says no re-entry but I can't find my friend last time I saw him he was really drunk can I please step out and look for him real quick
Me: When was the last time you saw your friend?
SF: Before the first band came on
Me: What was he wearing?
SF described DB closes so I point him out to SF.
SF: Can I run him to my car and then come back in
Me: Yeah I will let you this time if it means keeping Spiderman out of trouble
DB: He he she called me Spiderman, I'M SPIDERMAN!!!!!
SF: Your wasted you will need to sleep it off in the car
DB: OK
So SF comes back and I am hoping that would be the last of DB. . . . . Opps I was wrong while the band is on stage I look over towards the security office door which is always locked from the outside. There's DB pulling on the handle, the he turns and is trying to pull out a fence post like he is going to beat the door in.
Me: Hey . . . . . Hey get away from that door
DB: i want to see this band though [Still pulling on the fence post good thing it's cemented in, but I still don't think it would break a steal door]
Me: Step away from the door NOW you are the verge of being arrested
DB: You can't stop me [At this point it clicks in my head he might not be planning on using that fence post on the door but possibly me {give me a break I had already worked 16 hours} so I decide to call for help]
Me: DS i need help up front right now and you will want to bring a sheriff with.
DS: I'll be there in 10 seconds
DB hears me call on the radio and turns towards me and starts walking, now me in me I am so tough wisdom had already been walking towards him until it registered what he could do with the fence post he never got out.
Me: You need to go back to your buddy’s car right now
DB: I am not going back to the car
He keeps walking towards me and I back up to the front doors.
DB: I am going inside, and you are not going to stop me this time
Me: No you are not going back inside you where kicked out for a reason and you have been nothing but trouble for me all night and now you have pissed me off.
DB takes a step towards me and raises his hand, I am concentrating on what DB is doing so close I didn't notice someone had come up behind him. All of a sudden DB flies back a couple feet standing in front of him is DS and a sheriff the sheriff is handcuffing DB but at the same time scolding DS for grabbing DB like he did.
DS response "But the Asshole was about to hit my wife."
I guess I forgot to mention at this time the director of security was my husband
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