Put some clothes on!

[Rine]

My co-worker and I were going down the escalator, heading home for the day. My co-worker's eyes suddenly get big and she goes "eeeh? eh?" and started sort of nodding her head towards something. I look and nearly fall down the escalator.

It was a woman wearing an opened jacket type thing and all that was underneath, proudly showing, was her bra. It was lacey too. It would have been one thing if it was like a swimming top (which would have been a little out of season even for Florida) but no, it was clearly a bra. I guess she thought she was pretty?

Gaah! What's wrong with people?!

[blas]

Maybe it was like that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine bought her friend a bra, and her friend truly had no idea what a bra was for.

[venroses]

the sluttiest thing i've seen yet is a girl with ridiculously back combed hair, and was wearing a cutup shirt showing her stomach... but with a pair of jean shorts that i guess were to small for her.... so she walked around with them undone! so you can clearly see her underwear.

[donruss]

Had a girl come to the drive-thru window the other day with this on her t-shirt.

420+69=

Hows that for classy!

[Spiffy McMoron]

420+69=

Hows that for classy!

Correction: If she were truly classy, she would have asked for your phone number. And the phone numbers of the guys in the back.

[smileyeagle1021]

Correction: If she were truly classy, she would have asked for your phone number. And the phone numbers of the guys in the back.

or had her phone number on the shirt as well (you didn't happen to get that number did you ) kidding of course (my coworkers are trying to set me up on a blind date so I don't think I'll need that number... hopefully this doesn't turn into a cursing out coworkers story).

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Had a girl come to the drive-thru window the other day with this on her t-shirt.

420+69=

Hows that for classy!

The answer is 489. What were you thinking?

[marasbaras]

Clearly people here haven't heard that there are women you marry and women you date.

These women are the kind you dat.e

[Cyphr]

this one probaly doesn't want to date they just want a nice sausage once or twice a night

[bigjimaz]

I've always heard it said:

There are girls you take home to meet your mom and there are the girls you brag to your buddies about. Then there are the ones that are a combination of both. Those ones you marry.

[Dark-Star]

Heh. Now I'm getting anxious for summer and the glorious Nebraska heat...when all the girls in the area start skinning down.

[ShinyGreenApple]

the sluttiest thing i've seen yet is a girl with ridiculously back combed hair, and was wearing a cutup shirt showing her stomach... but with a pair of jean shorts that i guess were to small for her.... so she walked around with them undone! so you can clearly see her underwear.

Nah, that's not slutty, that's just trashy and completely lacking in taste and self-respect.

[marasbaras]

I've always heard it said:

There are girls you take home to meet your mom and there are the girls you brag to your buddies about. Then there are the ones that are a combination of both. Those ones you marry.

My mom taught me something similar (it floored me when she said this because she's really quite proper):

A man wants to marry a woman who is a lady in public and a whore in private.

[cinema guy]

Robert Heinlein wrote something similar in Time Enough for Love - "Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires."

[Jbball]

Did he have a hot rack? If so, more power to her.

As long as she was 40 or younger too.