Argh! I got sent to the other bar again! My managers friend is ridiculously short staffed, and as I said in my previous thread, this bar is EVIL.
The bar is slightly cheaper than my bar, so now and then I would quote the wrong price.
Me = Poor me, desperately wanting to leave
ROM = Retarded old man
Me: OK so that is £2.49.
ROM: WHAT? IT WAS £2.29 EARLIER!
Me: Oh you're right, I'm sorry, I quoted you the wrong price.
ROM: I AM NOT PAYING 20 PENCE EXTRAAAAAA!
Me: You don't have to.
ROM: *hands me money* HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT???
Me:
Yes, Retarded Old Man, I will sleep very well tonight, knowing that I am a better person than you. I will also wake up as fresh as a daisy and not hungover as fuck after drinking for twelve hours straight like you!
The bar is slightly cheaper than my bar, so now and then I would quote the wrong price.
Me = Poor me, desperately wanting to leave
ROM = Retarded old man
Me: OK so that is £2.49.
ROM: WHAT? IT WAS £2.29 EARLIER!
Me: Oh you're right, I'm sorry, I quoted you the wrong price.
ROM: I AM NOT PAYING 20 PENCE EXTRAAAAAA!
Me: You don't have to.
ROM: *hands me money* HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT???
Me:

Yes, Retarded Old Man, I will sleep very well tonight, knowing that I am a better person than you. I will also wake up as fresh as a daisy and not hungover as fuck after drinking for twelve hours straight like you!
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