Ok, so I got tossed into the 9th level of hell today (AKA shoes)
Gawd, I hate shoes.
Anyway, lady comes in and is rude to me right off the bat. She shoves a shoe in my face and barks 8 1/2 WIDE! I go back, look around, come back out and tell her that we have a regular 8 1/2 but no wides. She gets pissy. This goes on for several more shoes.
Finally, she is ready to check out and uses a credit card.
ME: sucks that I am so far away from the curtain rods
SC: Safe from a curtain rod beating.
Me: Ok Mam, I need to see your ID
SC: Rummages in her wallet and produces a college ID
ME: Mam, I can't take this. I need your driver's license or other govt issued ID
SC: Snatched college ID out of my hand and points to *state school* name.....
THIS IS A GOVT ISSUED ID
ME: No, it is not. I need a driver's license or state issued ID.
****repeat song and dance*****
I really hope she was a 'late bloomer' student and not a professor or something. (didn't get a good enough look to tell.)
SC finally produces her driver's license all the while huffing about how I won't accept a 'legal, govt issued ID'
I get this kind of thing all the time. The worse offenders are various workers from the hospital next door. These people are always pissy when I ask for a REAL ID.
"But I needed a real ID to get THIS ID." They whine! That or "But it has my picture!!11!!"
Am I supposed to be impressed that they are a nurse or in college?
Little do they know how easily those things are forged, thus, not valid ID for a credit transaction.
Gawd, I hate shoes.
Anyway, lady comes in and is rude to me right off the bat. She shoves a shoe in my face and barks 8 1/2 WIDE! I go back, look around, come back out and tell her that we have a regular 8 1/2 but no wides. She gets pissy. This goes on for several more shoes.
Finally, she is ready to check out and uses a credit card.
ME: sucks that I am so far away from the curtain rods
SC: Safe from a curtain rod beating.
Me: Ok Mam, I need to see your ID
SC: Rummages in her wallet and produces a college ID
ME: Mam, I can't take this. I need your driver's license or other govt issued ID
SC: Snatched college ID out of my hand and points to *state school* name.....
THIS IS A GOVT ISSUED ID
ME: No, it is not. I need a driver's license or state issued ID.
****repeat song and dance*****
I really hope she was a 'late bloomer' student and not a professor or something. (didn't get a good enough look to tell.)
SC finally produces her driver's license all the while huffing about how I won't accept a 'legal, govt issued ID'

I get this kind of thing all the time. The worse offenders are various workers from the hospital next door. These people are always pissy when I ask for a REAL ID.
"But I needed a real ID to get THIS ID." They whine! That or "But it has my picture!!11!!"
Am I supposed to be impressed that they are a nurse or in college?
Little do they know how easily those things are forged, thus, not valid ID for a credit transaction.
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