Our automatic sliding door is a bit slow. Most people are smart enough to wait the few seconds it takes to fully open. Not this SC - he let it open half an inch then walked into it, with an audible thump.
SC: You have to fix that door!
Me: I know it's slow, I've told the owner and he's getting somebody to come and look at it.
SC: That's not good enough! You need to fix it!
Me: All I can do is tell the owner. He's waiting for the door company to get back to him.
SC: Well he needs to fix it before "somebody" sues him (yes he said it in that tone that puts quote marks around the somebody. We all know that by "somebody" the SC meant himself.).
Maybe if "somebody" looked where they were going or was willing to wait two seconds then "somebody" wouldn't be considering a frivolous lawsuit.
SC: You have to fix that door!
Me: I know it's slow, I've told the owner and he's getting somebody to come and look at it.
SC: That's not good enough! You need to fix it!
Me: All I can do is tell the owner. He's waiting for the door company to get back to him.
SC: Well he needs to fix it before "somebody" sues him (yes he said it in that tone that puts quote marks around the somebody. We all know that by "somebody" the SC meant himself.).
Maybe if "somebody" looked where they were going or was willing to wait two seconds then "somebody" wouldn't be considering a frivolous lawsuit.
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