*blink* *blink* *barf*

[Lehk]

i was working the shelf like any other day in dairy when a group of teenage girls approach me

Cast of characters
teenaged Girls 1 2 and 3(3 is a silent role, she was just there)
and me

TAG1: excuse me what's in the fountain?

TAG2: is it really beer?

Lehk: i'm pretty sure it's just dyed water, why?

TAG1: *gestures to TAG2* she just drank some



you see, this fountain has been running for about a month and it's not some large quantity of water, it's about a gallon and the container it's in is pretty corroded that water is just plain NASTY

[repsac]

Please say you told them that. It's more fun to watch them turn green.

[Lehk]

Please say you told them that. It's more fun to watch them turn green.

i was too shocked at the time, i just turned back to what i was doing filling something to the shelf

[RogueOne]

Wow, some people's idiocy.

[Becks]

If I went to a bubbler (oops, my Milwaukee speech is coming out, I mean water fountain), and the water wasn't clear, no amount of thirst or money would induce me to drink from it. Icky.

[Lehk]

If I went to a bubbler (oops, my Milwaukee speech is coming out, I mean water fountain), and the water wasn't clear, no amount of thirst or money would induce me to drink from it. Icky.

it's not that kind of fountain

it's a pump cycling about a gallon of water

same water for a month

[karma_gypsy]

Was it near a beer display, or did it really look like beer? I mean, if the fountain really was beer, wouldn't it have an odor to it? or, maybe, I don't know, bubbles from fizz? I wouldn't go drinking out of strange fountain with rusty/brown colored water (or the supposed 'beer') bubbling out of it . . .

[Lehk]

the water wasn't brown it was actually very yellow, it was part of a beer display but it looked a lot more like urine than beer

[Mr. Rude]

THAT, was darwinism at work folks