for tuition.
yesterday was a double feature suckfest; two for the price of one.
first feature:
the patronizing hag too important to repeat an item.
she walks in, coated in self importance (how important can you be if you're the 'errand girl,' anyway??), and arrogantly tells me to make drink x, y and z.
rattling off everything as quickly as she can, she turns away from me, as if the sight of a lowly 'servant of the food industry' offends her in some way.
i ask her to repeat the second drink in the order and suddenly, i've become some sort of mentally challenged lowlife:
me: 'sorry, what was the second drink again? i missed that...'
her: *looks at me as if i'm a pile of dog waste she just stepped in* 'i said a GREEN TEA WITH MELON...' in a manner that states 'you are stupid AND worthless; how dare you even exist in the same space as me??'
me: *wtf? who shat in your cereal this morning, hag??* 'o...k.' *writes up order and rings it in in silence*
feature two:
why i have a low opinion of humanity in general:
'i'm too *insert reason here* to clarify my order.'
this person walks up to the register, sour look on her face. i start taking the order, which starts off ok, then takes a 90 degree plummet into hell.
her: 'i want a grande espresso macchiato.' *stares at me sullenly*
me: i grab the standard cup for an espresso macchiato, a drink which has shots and foam, no milk or anything else, a grande usually means three shots for this drink, and not a grande cup, but...
her: 'no, no NO! i said i wanted a GRANDE!' *she's practically spewing fire at this point, enraged for no real reason.*
me: *more wtfness. um...?* 'i'm getting it; this is the standard cup...' *90 degree plummet has begun* *i didn't say it in an angry tone, more of a confused 'what did i do' manner, it was probably more the look of 'what in the hell did i do to you' that set her off)
her: 'what is your problem with me? everytime i come in here, you give me nothing but attitude...where is your manager!'
me: *continuing wtfness; who let the mental patients out today, anyway??* 'i'm taking your order...'
her: 'i want your manager; i'm tired of your attitude' *er, right back at you, hag* 'every time i come in here, you're rude to me, and i've already told your manager I WANT YOU FIRED! where is your MANAGER??'
shift: 'can i help you? what seems to be the problem?'
her: 'HER! everytime, every time i come in here, she gives me attitude; i want her FIRED!' *angrily gesturing at me* 'she has some sort of problem with me!'
me: *wtf again; i have NO idea who you are!*
shift: 'please calm down; we'll get your order today (meaning it's free).'
her: 'what is her problem??' *continues to gesture at me*
me: *has had enough of this crap* 'i don't have a problem with you; i have no idea WHO YOU ARE.' (not yelled, was said with emphasis, because, i truly don't know who this person is)
shift: 'i understand you're upset, we'll get your drinks today, but there's no reason to point at my employee like that; please calm down.'
her: *sulks like an angry child* 'fine. i want a grande espresso macchiato and an iced caramel macchiato.' *the second drink is important, and will come into play again shortly*
shift: 'ok, we've got it for you. thank you.' *she hands off the drinks to our barman, a great guy who does pretty well with nasty people*
him: 'ok, we have the espresso macchiato and a caramel macchiato on ice.' *he's joking with her during drink making, she manages to calm down a bit*
her: *sees the iced drink* 'NO! i wanted the blended one!' *starts fuming again*
me: *near the pastry case, about ten feet away* *WTF again?? you order the wrong drink and it's still OUR FAULT?* *gah*
he apologizes, makes the drink he was supposed to without knowing hands it off; she grabs them, walks out angrily but not without shooting me one last look of hatred.
me: *wtf wtf WTF??*
sometimes, the pay just isn't enough; for the fourth time in three months, i've considered quitting. after four years of swallowing down abuse like this, i'm not sure i can handle it much longer...
yesterday was a double feature suckfest; two for the price of one.
first feature:
the patronizing hag too important to repeat an item.
she walks in, coated in self importance (how important can you be if you're the 'errand girl,' anyway??), and arrogantly tells me to make drink x, y and z.
rattling off everything as quickly as she can, she turns away from me, as if the sight of a lowly 'servant of the food industry' offends her in some way.
i ask her to repeat the second drink in the order and suddenly, i've become some sort of mentally challenged lowlife:
me: 'sorry, what was the second drink again? i missed that...'
her: *looks at me as if i'm a pile of dog waste she just stepped in* 'i said a GREEN TEA WITH MELON...' in a manner that states 'you are stupid AND worthless; how dare you even exist in the same space as me??'
me: *wtf? who shat in your cereal this morning, hag??* 'o...k.' *writes up order and rings it in in silence*
feature two:
why i have a low opinion of humanity in general:
'i'm too *insert reason here* to clarify my order.'
this person walks up to the register, sour look on her face. i start taking the order, which starts off ok, then takes a 90 degree plummet into hell.
her: 'i want a grande espresso macchiato.' *stares at me sullenly*
me: i grab the standard cup for an espresso macchiato, a drink which has shots and foam, no milk or anything else, a grande usually means three shots for this drink, and not a grande cup, but...
her: 'no, no NO! i said i wanted a GRANDE!' *she's practically spewing fire at this point, enraged for no real reason.*
me: *more wtfness. um...?* 'i'm getting it; this is the standard cup...' *90 degree plummet has begun* *i didn't say it in an angry tone, more of a confused 'what did i do' manner, it was probably more the look of 'what in the hell did i do to you' that set her off)
her: 'what is your problem with me? everytime i come in here, you give me nothing but attitude...where is your manager!'
me: *continuing wtfness; who let the mental patients out today, anyway??* 'i'm taking your order...'
her: 'i want your manager; i'm tired of your attitude' *er, right back at you, hag* 'every time i come in here, you're rude to me, and i've already told your manager I WANT YOU FIRED! where is your MANAGER??'
shift: 'can i help you? what seems to be the problem?'
her: 'HER! everytime, every time i come in here, she gives me attitude; i want her FIRED!' *angrily gesturing at me* 'she has some sort of problem with me!'
me: *wtf again; i have NO idea who you are!*
shift: 'please calm down; we'll get your order today (meaning it's free).'
her: 'what is her problem??' *continues to gesture at me*
me: *has had enough of this crap* 'i don't have a problem with you; i have no idea WHO YOU ARE.' (not yelled, was said with emphasis, because, i truly don't know who this person is)
shift: 'i understand you're upset, we'll get your drinks today, but there's no reason to point at my employee like that; please calm down.'
her: *sulks like an angry child* 'fine. i want a grande espresso macchiato and an iced caramel macchiato.' *the second drink is important, and will come into play again shortly*
shift: 'ok, we've got it for you. thank you.' *she hands off the drinks to our barman, a great guy who does pretty well with nasty people*
him: 'ok, we have the espresso macchiato and a caramel macchiato on ice.' *he's joking with her during drink making, she manages to calm down a bit*
her: *sees the iced drink* 'NO! i wanted the blended one!' *starts fuming again*
me: *near the pastry case, about ten feet away* *WTF again?? you order the wrong drink and it's still OUR FAULT?* *gah*
he apologizes, makes the drink he was supposed to without knowing hands it off; she grabs them, walks out angrily but not without shooting me one last look of hatred.
me: *wtf wtf WTF??*
sometimes, the pay just isn't enough; for the fourth time in three months, i've considered quitting. after four years of swallowing down abuse like this, i'm not sure i can handle it much longer...

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