So we have a new girl. She's kinda working out. Somewhat. She doesn't speak English very well, but can get the job done for the most part.
Last night I had Dickhead come in. Nobody likes Dickhead, because, well, he is a dickhead.
Anyway, the converstation sorta went like the following.
DH: HEY! Your Mangement, right!!?
ME: o_O Um... yeah, whats up man?
DH: That new girl! She's an idiot! She tried to steal from me!!!
ME: O_O Whoa man. Sorry... um. Huh? What happened?
DH: I used my debit card, I put my pin in, and when it asked, I put in 20 bucks for cashback! She never gave me my money!! How do I get my money that she stoled!!!
ME: *smiling* Call up < Main Office>. Bitch. Bitch loudly, because that was a horrible thing she did. I'm sorry I can't do much, but that be the fastest way, plus they'll send a giftcard.
DH: *looking a little shifty* Can't you just, like give me 20 bucks or something?
ME: Nope, call that number. Talk to them. Fastest way to get your money.
DH: Good enough!! *leaves*
Oh, I forgot to mention. There is no option for Cash Back. There never was, never will be. Its impossible to do what he said. Main office are such greedy jackbutts, they'll laugh at him, then hang up.
Last night I had Dickhead come in. Nobody likes Dickhead, because, well, he is a dickhead.
Anyway, the converstation sorta went like the following.
DH: HEY! Your Mangement, right!!?
ME: o_O Um... yeah, whats up man?
DH: That new girl! She's an idiot! She tried to steal from me!!!
ME: O_O Whoa man. Sorry... um. Huh? What happened?
DH: I used my debit card, I put my pin in, and when it asked, I put in 20 bucks for cashback! She never gave me my money!! How do I get my money that she stoled!!!
ME: *smiling* Call up < Main Office>. Bitch. Bitch loudly, because that was a horrible thing she did. I'm sorry I can't do much, but that be the fastest way, plus they'll send a giftcard.
DH: *looking a little shifty* Can't you just, like give me 20 bucks or something?
ME: Nope, call that number. Talk to them. Fastest way to get your money.
DH: Good enough!! *leaves*
Oh, I forgot to mention. There is no option for Cash Back. There never was, never will be. Its impossible to do what he said. Main office are such greedy jackbutts, they'll laugh at him, then hang up.
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