How did I reach you????

[Tito]

I was doing my most favorite job in the world the other day, filling in on the switchboard. Fun fun fun!!!! /sarcasm. Anyway, I have this braniac call in....

Me: *company name*.
Idiot: Hello? Is this *name of a different company*?
Me: I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
Idiot: Oh. What is the name of the company I called?
Me: *company name*.
Idiot: This isn't *name of a different company*?
Me: No it isn't, you have the wrong number.
Idiot: How did I get you????
Me: (thinking 'you dialed our number, dumbass!) I'm really not sure. (only response I could think of....)
Idiot: Okay. *hangs up*

Excuse me while I weep for humanity....

[Dips]

Idiot: How did I get you????

It is so hard to come up with a good response it when someone actually asks you how big an idiot they are.

Very diplomatically answered.