First, when the place I work calls a person, the call comes up "unavailable" since we are debt collectors. No, not one of those who buy old debt, I wouldn't work for one of those companies.
Anyway, I place an outgoing call and an older guy answers by saying "Hey, would you blow me?" before I even said a word. I didn't miss a beat and replied "Not if your life depended on it!"
He hung up, I guess I ruined his fun by not acting shocked and outraged. I'm sorry, but it's very hard to say something that would truly shock me, so try harder next time.
Anyway, I place an outgoing call and an older guy answers by saying "Hey, would you blow me?" before I even said a word. I didn't miss a beat and replied "Not if your life depended on it!"
He hung up, I guess I ruined his fun by not acting shocked and outraged. I'm sorry, but it's very hard to say something that would truly shock me, so try harder next time.

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