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a woman comes into our store with a gun scope, atr our WM we don't sell guns and ammo. or gun acessories, such as scopes. I should have known something was sucky when this b-tch came through the door. Her opening salvo did not endear her to anyone in the store.
SB:Scope b-tch
M=manager
CSM=CSM
c=cashier
SB: Yo y'all i ain't standin' in any line. <Barges to front of line> i need to return this.
C: Ma'am there were people in front of you.
SB: So what? Yo' job is to wait on me. I need mah money back <slams scope down>
C: Do you have your reciept.
SB: here.
<it's a gift reciept. fantastic, and this gift reciept has no scanbar>
C attempts to scan the item, it doen't come up.
SB: What is goin' on.
C: Well, this isn't in our system.
SB: No it has to be in your system, All Wal-Marts are the same.
C: Not necccesarily..
SB: Yeah, they is, you just stupid, i used to work for WM.
C calls for CSM, since we are slammed a couple minutes go by,
SB: GET SOMEONE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY TALKIN" ABOUT OVER HERE!!
CSM arrives
CSM: Can i help you.
SB: YOU ALL NEED TO GIVE ME THE REFUND FO' THIS!
C: This isn't in our stores...
SB: shut up get a manager. All Wal_Marts are the same.
M arrives
SB to M gimme refund fo' this . The manager taps the UPC into the system, so we can do the SB's return
SB: Yo I don' wanna hold up the line just give me my refund.
M: Ma'am i a trying to get this UPC into our system so we can do just that.
SB: Yo, it be in your sytem already you jus' doin this cuz i am black.<oh great the race card>
M: No, ma'am we aren't, we need to put this into our system so that we can process your return.
SB: Whatevah
It finally gets done. Does SB thank anybody or apologize for holding up the line? Oh course not what she does is say.
I am gonna call the NAACP on you , you hate black people, you a bunch of c-acker racist f-gs.
M: Leave the store now.
SB: You can't do dat.
M: oh, but I can. Now if you don't leave I will call the police and have you escorted out.
SB: Oh cryin' to the man huh.I get NAACP on yo' asses and get million dollar lawsuit. F-ck you.
walks out.
So how is this our fault.
A woman comes into the store and attempts to pay by check. The check is rejected. She storms to the front snatches up our store phone and calls her bank.
the people at the front end are privvy to this delightful tantrum.
SC: I'm at WM and they say they can't accept my check. I deposited a check on Saturday<this was the saturday befor President's day a legal holiday here in the U.S. of A> What do you mean it hasn't been processed, that don't matter tell them to accept my check.. What? No I can't come down to the bank I ride the bus, I am disabled, I can't just go to the bank. Just tell them to accept my check. F-ck You. This is retarded. Just put my f-cking money in my f-cking account you retarded f-g.<At this point i guess the bank hung up> Can't You people accept MY Check, this is retarded This store f-cked itself I ain't comin back here they ain't gettin' any of my money. F-ck all the f-gs who work here . I hope you all f-ckin get fired i am disabled i deserve respect. Accept my f-cking check.
M: <the same as before BTW> Ma'am stop the abusive language and leave the store. We can't override your bank.
SC: I will call coperate i will have al of you f-cking fired I am disabled. I ride the bus You ain't gettin' any of my money.
She storms out. BTW: She broke our phone we hade to store use one from the salesfloor, and no she didn't ask if she could use the phone.
All of the above dialougue by the SC was screamed by the way.
Nuts in the parking lot
My fellow stockman and i are collecting carts this is the sat. beforeValentine's day. i guy come out with a plush gorilla.
WG=werd guy
M=fellow stockman
CTR=moi
WG :<yelling to us> You Wanna spank my monkey???
M & CTR:

M: Uh, no thanks.
WG laughs.
CTR: The hell?
M: No idea.
As we deposit that load into the store we go out to collect more carts and we have an encounter with ...
DW: Drunk woman.
DW. <Climbs onto the cart machine, slurring her words> Gimme a riiide.
CTR: um, no, sorry.
DW and her companion go in the store laughing.
M: What was that two wierdos in 10 minutes?
CTR:Must be a full moon.
a woman comes into our store with a gun scope, atr our WM we don't sell guns and ammo. or gun acessories, such as scopes. I should have known something was sucky when this b-tch came through the door. Her opening salvo did not endear her to anyone in the store.
SB:Scope b-tch
M=manager
CSM=CSM
c=cashier
SB: Yo y'all i ain't standin' in any line. <Barges to front of line> i need to return this.
C: Ma'am there were people in front of you.
SB: So what? Yo' job is to wait on me. I need mah money back <slams scope down>
C: Do you have your reciept.
SB: here.
<it's a gift reciept. fantastic, and this gift reciept has no scanbar>
C attempts to scan the item, it doen't come up.
SB: What is goin' on.
C: Well, this isn't in our system.
SB: No it has to be in your system, All Wal-Marts are the same.
C: Not necccesarily..
SB: Yeah, they is, you just stupid, i used to work for WM.
C calls for CSM, since we are slammed a couple minutes go by,
SB: GET SOMEONE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY TALKIN" ABOUT OVER HERE!!
CSM arrives
CSM: Can i help you.
SB: YOU ALL NEED TO GIVE ME THE REFUND FO' THIS!
C: This isn't in our stores...
SB: shut up get a manager. All Wal_Marts are the same.
M arrives
SB to M gimme refund fo' this . The manager taps the UPC into the system, so we can do the SB's return
SB: Yo I don' wanna hold up the line just give me my refund.
M: Ma'am i a trying to get this UPC into our system so we can do just that.
SB: Yo, it be in your sytem already you jus' doin this cuz i am black.<oh great the race card>
M: No, ma'am we aren't, we need to put this into our system so that we can process your return.
SB: Whatevah
It finally gets done. Does SB thank anybody or apologize for holding up the line? Oh course not what she does is say.
I am gonna call the NAACP on you , you hate black people, you a bunch of c-acker racist f-gs.
M: Leave the store now.
SB: You can't do dat.
M: oh, but I can. Now if you don't leave I will call the police and have you escorted out.
SB: Oh cryin' to the man huh.I get NAACP on yo' asses and get million dollar lawsuit. F-ck you.
walks out.
So how is this our fault.
A woman comes into the store and attempts to pay by check. The check is rejected. She storms to the front snatches up our store phone and calls her bank.
the people at the front end are privvy to this delightful tantrum.
SC: I'm at WM and they say they can't accept my check. I deposited a check on Saturday<this was the saturday befor President's day a legal holiday here in the U.S. of A> What do you mean it hasn't been processed, that don't matter tell them to accept my check.. What? No I can't come down to the bank I ride the bus, I am disabled, I can't just go to the bank. Just tell them to accept my check. F-ck You. This is retarded. Just put my f-cking money in my f-cking account you retarded f-g.<At this point i guess the bank hung up> Can't You people accept MY Check, this is retarded This store f-cked itself I ain't comin back here they ain't gettin' any of my money. F-ck all the f-gs who work here . I hope you all f-ckin get fired i am disabled i deserve respect. Accept my f-cking check.
M: <the same as before BTW> Ma'am stop the abusive language and leave the store. We can't override your bank.
SC: I will call coperate i will have al of you f-cking fired I am disabled. I ride the bus You ain't gettin' any of my money.
She storms out. BTW: She broke our phone we hade to store use one from the salesfloor, and no she didn't ask if she could use the phone.
All of the above dialougue by the SC was screamed by the way.
Nuts in the parking lot
My fellow stockman and i are collecting carts this is the sat. beforeValentine's day. i guy come out with a plush gorilla.
WG=werd guy
M=fellow stockman
CTR=moi
WG :<yelling to us> You Wanna spank my monkey???
M & CTR:


M: Uh, no thanks.
WG laughs.
CTR: The hell?
M: No idea.
As we deposit that load into the store we go out to collect more carts and we have an encounter with ...
DW: Drunk woman.
DW. <Climbs onto the cart machine, slurring her words> Gimme a riiide.
CTR: um, no, sorry.
DW and her companion go in the store laughing.
M: What was that two wierdos in 10 minutes?
CTR:Must be a full moon.
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