
OK, i'm a floor associate in a major wholesale chain, my department is the clothing department. One day while i was straightening out a table of clothes, this older, well dressed, gentleman starts walking towards me and says "miss, i dont understand what EEG means on the tag on this coat" (one he was wearing) at this point i take a look at the coat that clearly has a sizing sticker running down the front (in english). I cant help hbut think *Oh my god please dont tell me that the guy cant tell that that's the size inspanish Right Next To The Size IN ENGLISH* I ask him to take off the coat and I hold up the tag and i cover up EEG with my finger and explain that it is spanish for XXL. once the light bulb goes on for the guy he was like "oh so is that like a hair bigger than a large?" i think i had the "oh my god he did not just ask that" look on my face for a second then i just said that yes it was and i walked off.
A few days later I was again folding and straightening clothes when i look up and notice a woman pressing on an LCD Tv that we have on display (we were playing Shrek 3 on it and it had gone back to the main menue, and she was trying to press play ON THE TV SCREEN) I know that pressing on the screen like that would ruin the screen and i did not want the company to have to write off a loss of over a grand from not being able to sell the display TV. I walk over to the lady and explain that the TV is not a touch screen, andIi start to lean over to open the cabinet where we had the DVD player that the TV was hooked up to so i could press play on the DVD player " and then the woman said "Oh, it's not? and then proceeded to press it again!!! I quickly let her know that pressing on the screen would ruin it and she said "oh it will?" and i press play on the DVD player and explain that new flat screen TV's will develop spots when they get pressed on. and the ding bat just sat there and said "ooooh"
tell me this people how are you going to sit there and think a 40 inch TV on display in an entertainment center is a touch screen.
later that day I was about to give the guy in electronics a break (Big J, for intents and purposes) and he was talking to another lady about DVD players, after she had any answers that she needed and had walked away, Big J rubs his forhead and looks at me and says "that lady just asked me how many heads out DVD players have in them" i just about burned out a curcuit on that one. I thought people knew that DVD players dont have heads, they have a lens and a laser, but i guess that's what i get for assuming.

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