I need the department that gives you...

[Bajovane]

I am the back-up for my receptionist, so when she takes her breaks and lunches, I cover for her. (and when she calls off sick (which is often), I am the receptionist for the day.

Most of the time, the calls are just a pain in the arse, but once in a while, you get a call that cracks you up. I work in a home care agency, and the majority of our calls will ask for someone in the Home Health Aide Department.

One day, I got a call from an older sounding lady, obviously a client who said, "I need the department that gives you aides".

[Kali]

Almost! I saved the keyboard with a quick hand-to-mouth ninja move.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Go to South Park. Find Jared. He'll give you all the aides you need.

[Victoria J]

How very different to the elderly man my mother used to know - she was at his house one day when a charity collector came to the door - "I'm collecting for Cancer"

The old man said "I don't want that" and slammed the door.

Victoria J