Yesterday mostly did not suck. I got to eat all of my lunch. While it was still warm!!
Nonetheless, one person did feel the need to piss in my porridge.
Me:
OF: Old Fart
Me: Good morning, can I help you?
OF: I need a taillight for my 87 S15 pickup. And it better not cost more than $10!!!
Me: I'll look that up for you, but I guarantee it's going to be more than $10.
OF: Like hell it will! I won't buy it if it's more than that.
Me: I'm not looking it up then. It is more than that.
OF:
You refusing to serve me?
Me: No sir, but if I look it up and it's more than $10, will you buy it?
OF: NO!
Me: .................
OF: .................
Me: Anything else I can do for you?
OF: This place is a rip-off! Crooks! <leaves>
Yes, we rip you off. You, though are so clever. You thought you could get around that by telling me what you'll spend, even if it's below my cost. Bravo!!

Me:

OF: Old Fart
Me: Good morning, can I help you?
OF: I need a taillight for my 87 S15 pickup. And it better not cost more than $10!!!
Me: I'll look that up for you, but I guarantee it's going to be more than $10.
OF: Like hell it will! I won't buy it if it's more than that.
Me: I'm not looking it up then. It is more than that.
OF:

Me: No sir, but if I look it up and it's more than $10, will you buy it?
OF: NO!
Me: .................
OF: .................
Me: Anything else I can do for you?
OF: This place is a rip-off! Crooks! <leaves>
Yes, we rip you off. You, though are so clever. You thought you could get around that by telling me what you'll spend, even if it's below my cost. Bravo!!

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