Are we what?

[Imogene]

Had a customer come up to me at random today, and ask, "Are you guys closing?"

Er... no, it's not even the afternoon yet. We close at 9.
"No, I mean, are you guys closing the store down?"
No, why would you say that?
"Well, you've got sale signs everywhere..."
Those are our weekly sales, Ma'am. That's normal.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Brain go slpoldey. Me go curl up in corner and whimper for a while.

[smileyeagle1021]

wait, sale signs = store closing... oh my wal-mart must be in trouble...

[iradney]

somewhat relevant

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/re...?date=20080228

[Imogene]

somewhat relevant

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/re...?date=20080228

*giggles* Good one. Even better was back when Chesterfield was closing, and had the huge "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE!" Sign tacked on the wall across from the registers, and people would come in, see the store in disarray, and ask, "You guys closing?"
"Yep. What was your first clue?"

[Foxglove8778]

*giggles* Good one. Even better was back when Chesterfield was closing, and had the huge "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE!" Sign tacked on the wall across from the registers, and people would come in, see the store in disarray, and ask, "You guys closing?"
"Yep. What was your first clue?"

Nope, we're just yankin' your chain. Heeere's your sign.

[Chazzie]

Haha. Reminds me of a store near where I live. Me and my mother drove by it a lot, and one day I happened to notice a sign that said "Retirement Sale! Everything must go!" Or something like that. I turned to my mom and said "Hey, that store's closing down for good."

She replied, "Again? I know the man who runs that place. He's done that every couple of years for at least a decade."

[Becks]

Sales signs=going out of business?

[Tito]

Sales signs=going out of business?

That must mean everyone's going out of business!