Last Sunday, marketing again decided to feature the nintendo Wii in its ad and guarantee at least 10 units per store for Sunday at 8 am. We got 28 and sold them all that morning.
I was covering a break in electronics when I got this call:
Me: Hello, electronics, how can I help you?
Caller: You have Wiis in now, right?
Me: I'm sorry, we're sold out at the moment. They all sold on Sunday
Caller: (smugly) Ummm, you wanna try that again? You ad guarantees ten units per store, so you do have them, right?
Me: It guaranteed the ten units to be in stock Sunday at 8 am, when we open. Do you know which day of the week it is?
Caller: *click
Me: Heh heh, you wanna try that one again?
Rude answer, I know, but I feel it was justified the moment they decided to get all "false advertising" on my ass.
Oh, and I also got to take a call from somebody who spoke to me in a wonderful dialect consisting of part redneck, part cro-magnon, and part drunk. He called me about...curtains, I guess, and the only words I could make out were "cat", "fuck" and "y'all".
I just bluffed my way through that one. "We have a wide selection of curtains, bring in the measurements of your window and we can help you more." I fortunately did not have to deal with him in person.
I was covering a break in electronics when I got this call:
Me: Hello, electronics, how can I help you?
Caller: You have Wiis in now, right?
Me: I'm sorry, we're sold out at the moment. They all sold on Sunday
Caller: (smugly) Ummm, you wanna try that again? You ad guarantees ten units per store, so you do have them, right?
Me: It guaranteed the ten units to be in stock Sunday at 8 am, when we open. Do you know which day of the week it is?
Caller: *click
Me: Heh heh, you wanna try that one again?

Rude answer, I know, but I feel it was justified the moment they decided to get all "false advertising" on my ass.
Oh, and I also got to take a call from somebody who spoke to me in a wonderful dialect consisting of part redneck, part cro-magnon, and part drunk. He called me about...curtains, I guess, and the only words I could make out were "cat", "fuck" and "y'all".
I just bluffed my way through that one. "We have a wide selection of curtains, bring in the measurements of your window and we can help you more." I fortunately did not have to deal with him in person.
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