This one threw me through a loop, to the point where I had to get up and do something else for a good ten minutes before I could truly process what happened. It wasn't an unusually sucky customer, it wasn't a loud or rude customer, as far as I can tell it was a dumb customer, unless Canada hands out debit cards so vastly different from the ones here in the US (I doubt that but stranger things...)
Customer has an order on hold. Calls to send it COD. Explain we can't do that for Canada but give her the options available. She chooses to use a debit card. All is fine there. I enter in the card number and ask for the expiration date. The following ensues.
Me: Confused as all ever-loving hell.
SC: Likely just as confused, but will never know it.
Me: And the expiration please.
SC: What?
Me: The expiration date.
SC: What expiration date?
Me: From the card. Usually written as two digits, a slash, and two digits.
SC: Where is that here?
Me: *whips out debit card for detailed directions*
SC: I've never heard of a debit card with an expiration date on it.
Me: ...
SC: I've had this card for years, and there is no expiration date on it. Noone has expiration dates on debit cards.
Me: ... Not quite sure what to tell you. But I can say for certain all cards of either the credit or debit variety have expiration dates. The one I am holding in my hand definately has one. As do any I have ever seen or dealt with.
SC: No, they do not have expiration dates.
Me: ... Ok then your only option is to mail us a check. I can't process the order otherwise.
SC: ... Let me call you back. *click*
Seriously... WTF? Can ANYONE explain what the hell just happened to me? Did she have a library card with 16 digits on it that looked like a debit card? Last I checked, all credit cards and debit cards have a finite life span.
Customer has an order on hold. Calls to send it COD. Explain we can't do that for Canada but give her the options available. She chooses to use a debit card. All is fine there. I enter in the card number and ask for the expiration date. The following ensues.
Me: Confused as all ever-loving hell.
SC: Likely just as confused, but will never know it.
Me: And the expiration please.
SC: What?
Me: The expiration date.
SC: What expiration date?
Me: From the card. Usually written as two digits, a slash, and two digits.
SC: Where is that here?
Me: *whips out debit card for detailed directions*
SC: I've never heard of a debit card with an expiration date on it.
Me: ...

SC: I've had this card for years, and there is no expiration date on it. Noone has expiration dates on debit cards.
Me: ... Not quite sure what to tell you. But I can say for certain all cards of either the credit or debit variety have expiration dates. The one I am holding in my hand definately has one. As do any I have ever seen or dealt with.
SC: No, they do not have expiration dates.
Me: ... Ok then your only option is to mail us a check. I can't process the order otherwise.
SC: ... Let me call you back. *click*
Seriously... WTF? Can ANYONE explain what the hell just happened to me? Did she have a library card with 16 digits on it that looked like a debit card? Last I checked, all credit cards and debit cards have a finite life span.
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