The diarrhea bandit (Not gross)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Or "the strangest theft I've ever seen".

Today was pretty slow so I was straightening the shelves in OTC. When I got to the Immodium I noticed one of the boxes had a big diagonal slash in it.

Upon further inspection I found two tablets missing from the box. I guess somebody wasn't feeling to well so they figured they'd just help themselves to some of our Immodium.

As opposed to heading over to the trial size area, which isn't too far away. We have single-use packets of different kinds of medicines, including Immodium there.

People around here will steal anything that isn't bolted down.

[Cyphr]

when i heard not gross i was exacting to hear you walked over and it all gone boxes everywhere ...

[Bright_Star]

Well now,
"IF you're feeling sick & funny & you're feeling something runny,
diarrhea! diarrhea!

[freaktard]

Great. Now I'm going to have the Diarrhea song going through my head for the rest of the night.

"If you're sliding into home
And your pants are full of foam,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!"

[Andara Bledin]

Awww... you've gotta have the noise prompts in there, too...



^-.-^

[SnapAddict218]

I violated rule # 1 when I made the mistake of reading the title of this thread.

Hot soup + IPF's hilarious titles = 1 Scorched Snaps.

He he he.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Great. Now I'm going to have the Diarrhea song going through my head for the rest of the night.

"If you're sliding into home
And your pants are full of foam,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!"

If you're sitting in the loft
And you feel something soft
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

If you're walking down the stairs
And it trickles down your flares
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

I'll stop now. ^^;

[Eric the Grey]

If you're walking down the stairs
And it trickles down your flares
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

I'll stop now. ^^;

Oh, oh, oh....

I don't know what this is about, but I simply did not need that mental image.


Eric the Grey

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

that's why i'm not reading anything that looks like lyrics in the thread

[cinema guy]

Wow, I'd never heard of the diarrhea song. Thanks.

[Andara Bledin]

Wow, I'd never heard of the diarrhea song. Thanks.

There's a companion song with the same cadence and basic construction that's the constipation song.

And both of them have 'sound effects' after each word of the chorus, apporpriate to the song.

^-.-^

[Lace Neil Singer]

The one I know has many verses; some were made up on the spot, others gleaned from other sources... I would bet that if everyone contributed all the verses they knew, it would be several pages long if written down. XD

[crazylegs]

I would bet that if everyone contributed all the verses they knew, it would be several pages long if written down. XD

What are you waiting for, let the verses commence!

[Beisbolica]

And here you go!