Jiggle this, pervert!

[TTAZ]

Only one memorable moment from work today.

A little backstory: A resident called the office and spoke to the manager about his thermostat. She advised him to try to wiggle around the temp selector to see if it would work. I did not know any of this until after the resident called back and I picked up the phone.

Me: Good afternoon, thank you for calling SV apartments, this is TTAZ how can I help you?

Res: I TRIED JIGGLING IT AND IT STILL WON'T WORK!

Me: I beg your pardon???

Res: Wait a second is this S?

Me: No. I have NO IDEA what you are jiggling, or how you know whether or not it's working. Let me just get S for you, ok?

Later on I told S one of her residents was about a millimeter away from having the cops called on him for an obscene phone call.

She laughed so hard she cried.

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

That's just too funny and dammit i was drinking a can of coke at the time

[StevieJD]

That's just too funny and dammit i was drinking a can of coke at the time

Or maybe I should for you.

That brown stuff really burns when it goes up instead of down.

[edible_hat]

today I sent my boss a text message that said "wiggling it did the trick". He sent back a

(My co-worker turned the fans in the cool room off while she was restocking, and then we couldn't turn the fans back on. Called the boss and he said to try wiggling the switch.)

[Ravendjinn]

lol, freaky random calls are hell funny,
i booked time on the libraries internet the other day, but while i was in the shower my mum called my work (kfc) to ask about shifts.
i come out of the shower and redial the library and say 'hi i'd like to book the internet for an hour at 6pm please'
i get a pause and a 'ok i'll get the manager to put that through for you'
then i realize whom i was talking to and hung up embarrassed

[Difdi]

Res: I TRIED JIGGLING IT AND IT STILL WON'T WORK!

Oh my. You really need warning tags when you make posts like that...

[Dalvenja]

Choking on dry crackers sucks, FYI.

[Becks]

I TRIED JIGGLING IT AND IT STILL WON'T WORK!

So very many things I can say to that, but I don't want to corrupt anyone.

[ClovenMusic]

Now see, had it been ME answering that phone, the response would have gone much differently, i.e:

Uhhhhh... why don't you try giving it a thump? Still no? Slap it! Nothing? Okay, do you have a ball peen hammer and some wall tacks?...

[Andara Bledin]

So very many things I can say to that, but I don't want to corrupt anyone.

Pshaw. As if anyone here is corruptable....

^-.-^

[cinema guy]

Yeah, Becky has corrupted us already.

[LambChop]

Pshaw. As if anyone here is corruptable....

^-.-^

True that.

[Ravendjinn]

Now see, had it been ME answering that phone, the response would have gone much differently, i.e:

Uhhhhh... why don't you try giving it a thump? Still no? Slap it! Nothing? Okay, do you have a ball peen hammer and some wall tacks?...

and listen to his cries of pain over the phone.

[zzapp the witch]

Buncha perverts. Took me awhile to figure out what y'all were talking about.





No it didn't.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

So very many things I can say to that, but I don't want to corrupt anyone.

Chicken.

Res: I TRIED JIGGLING IT AND IT STILL WON'T WORK!

"They make pills to fix that, you know."