SC and karma....(kinda long)

[chainedbarista]

tissues are amazingly elastic; i'm quite sure we can get it past the head and anything else that might be vacationing in there!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Well... I'm not a mother, but had I been there, I would definitely have opened up a can of whoop ass on that stupid hag! How dare she hurt your kid!

[Der Cute]

ROFL

here we go again, Inserting small or uncomfortable objects into body cavities...

HHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.

*brrrring brrrring beep beep de beep beep*
Suzie, what the hell is that noise?

Oh, Jane...Someone shoved a phone up my ass, and I havent been able to go to the doctor yet. I'm glad I have Voice Mail!!!

Cutenoob

[Seanette]

Oh, elasticity, you know? I think a crowbar will help.

Good point here, O Wise and Kindly Almighty Monarch.
And this way, we can even combine rectal with sinus/ear/throat insertion.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Maybe follow it up with the infamous salted pineapple?

[karma_gypsy]

I can believe the gumption of that woman, first she doesn't even bother to come get her keys when they are found. Then has the audacity to (attempt) to throw her phone at you? How rude. It's even worse that the phone connected with a young, sleepy child's forehead, and the fact that she called you fat when it certainly wasn't called for.

I hope she gets what's coming to her, especially when her inmates ask her, "whaddya in for?"

"Hittin' a kid in the head with a cellphone . . ."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I can believe the gumption of that woman, first she doesn't even bother to come get her keys when they are found. Then has the audacity to (attempt) to throw her phone at you? How rude. It's even worse that the phone connected with a young, sleepy child's forehead, and the fact that she called you fat when it certainly wasn't called for.

I hope she gets what's coming to her, especially when her inmates ask her, "whaddya in for?"

"Hittin' a kid in the head with a cellphone . . ."

I hope she learns an important lesson while in jail . . . don't drop the soap

To the OP: I hope your little one is doing okay. While I'm not a parent myself, I think in your situation I'd react in a way I can't describe here

[csdrone]

I hope the SC enjoys her stay at the friendly hotel greybar!

[allegrasparkle]

I just wanted to thank every one for showing concern about my daughter!!! Thanks to all. She's fine a small bump on her head, which will go away.

I do have an update!!! She was bailed out by her friend and is charged is 2 counts of aggrivated assault(I guess the cell phone is considered a weapon !!)

She did call the district manager to complain so I got the joy of watching footage of the event with the District mananger and the Regional LP Manager. It's pretty much sewn up as the camera footage shows what happened. I will update if we have to go to court.

[wagegoth]

Allegrasparkle, I read your post yesterday, but was so upset I couldn't even respond. I'm very glad to hear your daughter will be okay.

I was also very happy that a cop was right there to witness everything and arrest her on the spot. And having the camera footage is great.

Please keep us updated.

Take care.

[Jester]

Maybe follow it up with the infamous salted pineapple?

Um....what's the infamous salted pineapple?

[MystyGlyttyr]

...no one is allowed to call me violent anymore. I'm more open with my tendencies towards mauling but you guys have got some serious psychotic hiding just under the sugary sweet surfaces.

That being said, I agree with everything. I would also like to offer the services of my Light Heavyweight title belt, so that, as the Rock says, "We can take that sumbitch, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!"

Man, this lady...talk about dumb wrapped up in stupid...

[Mikkel]

Um....what's the infamous salted pineapple?

In another thread people talked about revenge on a guy who beat up a member of these boards (in a nonprofessional way (erhm, I mean outside work)) One of the better was to give him a salted, whole (but not frozen, I think ) pineapple rectally, which he really deserve.

[friendofjimmyk]

ROFL
*brrrring brrrring beep beep de beep beep*
Suzie, what the hell is that noise?

Oh, Jane...Someone shoved a phone up my ass, and I havent been able to go to the doctor yet. I'm glad I have Voice Mail!!!

Cutenoob

Sometimes, when people I know lose their cell phones, they change their voicemail to let people know what's up. I can just imagine this EW's change of voicemail...

"HI! I was being a bitch as usual and some jerk got mad at me because my phone hit their kid when I threw it, can you believe that? Anyway, my phone is now stuck up my arse and I can't answer it, but I'll be checking my voicemail from another phone until I get to the doctor. Thanks!"

[friendofjimmyk]

The kicker of this whole thing is that she probably didn't think the cop was a real cop, but the rent-a-cop kind that couldn't arrest her. I WISH I could've been there to see the look on her face when she was arrested!

Reminds me of the time that I got smacked by a customer (the thread is on here somewhere) and the cops caught her. I was out with the cops and said "Yea, that's her." She freaked out, "I didn't touch that bitch" but I had witnesses and the c*** went to jail!