That is not our bar! Part Two!

[customersruinmylife]

OK, look at my latest thread. I'm pretty sure it is on the first page somewhere.

Well, SHE came back. She went to a co-worker.

SC: Glass of white wine. £1.49 please.
CW: I don't think we have white wine that cheap.
SC: The sign says £1.49 glass of chardonnay! The sign says!

I see this. I am rubbing my eyes in disbelief.

CW: Ummm...I'll check.
Me: You don't need to check. Seriously.
SC: The sign says! It says so!
Me: Yes, but it is a sign for a completely different bar!
SC: Look! Drinking is not cheap! I am not going to pay more than I have to!
Me: Well to drink here you're going to have to pay more than £1.49.
SC: The sign says...
Me: Oh my God...seriously, I'm walking away.

She hung around for a few minutes looking angry and confused, and then she left.

If she comes in tomorrow...I might have to put her out of her misery.

[Cyphr]

good lord, what an idiot you'd think after first time not to mention that the sign was a mile away might be a hint

[Eireann]

Just how the hell much does this woman drink on a daily basis, anyway? Or is she just stupid enough to think that if she mentions a price, she'll get it for that price? As far as I know, price-matching isn't done at bars.

[Posture Moll]

Oh, wow.

Is there any possibility to tell the drunken slag that she needs to go to the other bar if she's going to continue to be such a whining cheapskate?

[Aethian]

So is this for her breakfast or brunch?

[Kusanagi]

Dear lord.

Keep in mind people - people like this have the ability to breed.

[Whyme]

"Ma'am, we don't ad match with other bars."

I don't understand why she doesn't just go into the bar that actually has the cheaper price posted in front of it. I wonder if she's banned from there?

[GingerBiscuit]

not if she drinks enough. We can only hope that alcohol-induced infertility happens in her case.

And no, drinking is not cheap, and I wouldn't trust ANY wine that cheap. It's probably just watered down vinegar.

[LambChop]

We can only hope that alcohol-induced infertility happens in her case.

I've never heard of that before, is it true? If it is, I know a select few people who I'll be forcing Johnny Walker down their throats...might make the world a better place in about 100 years.

[iviles]

Then just get it at the other bar you twit! Next time she comes in hand her a bottle of water if you can get it at that price ( I dont know the conversion sorry)

As for the induced infurtility Ive only seen alcohol induced breeding thats why I have cousins named Jack, jim, and their little sister Hennesy

[LifeCarnie]

I shook my customer service Magic 8 ball and this is what it said.

Round 3:

The SC gets tricky and realizes that if she orders first, drinks the wine, and than refuses to pay more than 1.49, she wins!!!.

[Trayol]

The SC gets tricky and realizes that if she orders first, drinks the wine, and than refuses to pay more than 1.49, she wins!!!

I'm going to assume she didn't and that the police were called and had to forcibly subdue her.

[SuperB]

Why on earth can't she just go to the bar that charges 1.49? She has got to be half crocked.

[poofy_puff]

She sounds like a relative of the lady who tried to live in the bathroom stall.

[Lil Bunny]

not if she drinks enough. We can only hope that alcohol-induced infertility happens in her case.

And no, drinking is not cheap, and I wouldn't trust ANY wine that cheap. It's probably just watered down vinegar.

*Cracks another beer* Wait, what?? I might have to make a beer run...

I honestly read this and swore I had read it before. Then it hit me that it was oh gee, part two. You have a glitch in the Matrix over there eh? I'd ask how anyone could be so dumb but we all know the answer to that don't we?