You don't pay for two months.
You ignore the letters mailed about being cut off.
You change your number so that both times we try calling you about paying up we can't reach you (btw, thats apparently our fault for not having the updated numbers.)
You get disconnected.
You call two days later and complain about disconnection. Manager offers you half off recon fee, even though he shouldn't since you have a case of flaming douchebaggery going on. You decide to think about it.
You call back today and 3 pm to complain some more, demanding to speak to manager (he is out) and owner (no way in hell that is happening). You pay up what you owe, you pay the recon. I tell you you will reconnect you on monday.
You say that we should credit you for the days without service and get someone out there asap.
Because its a customer service issue.
Riiiggghhhtt. Because you have proved to be such a good customer, lets grab one of our overworked techs, send him across town during rush hour, pushing him over 40 hours and into overtime, causing the company to have to pay him overtime...just to get you reconnected before the weekend hits so that you can sit on your butt all weekend and watch the boob tube. Yeah, I will get right on that.
Threatening to start a petition to get us kicked out of your area? Watch me move faster.
We will see you monday then.
You ignore the letters mailed about being cut off.
You change your number so that both times we try calling you about paying up we can't reach you (btw, thats apparently our fault for not having the updated numbers.)
You get disconnected.
You call two days later and complain about disconnection. Manager offers you half off recon fee, even though he shouldn't since you have a case of flaming douchebaggery going on. You decide to think about it.
You call back today and 3 pm to complain some more, demanding to speak to manager (he is out) and owner (no way in hell that is happening). You pay up what you owe, you pay the recon. I tell you you will reconnect you on monday.
You say that we should credit you for the days without service and get someone out there asap.
Because its a customer service issue.
Riiiggghhhtt. Because you have proved to be such a good customer, lets grab one of our overworked techs, send him across town during rush hour, pushing him over 40 hours and into overtime, causing the company to have to pay him overtime...just to get you reconnected before the weekend hits so that you can sit on your butt all weekend and watch the boob tube. Yeah, I will get right on that.
Threatening to start a petition to get us kicked out of your area? Watch me move faster.
We will see you monday then.
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