some people just suck.

[retaildrone]

We have paper signs up in our dressing rooms that say

"As a courtesy to other customers, please place unwanted clothing on the rack outside the fitting room."

Some asshole wrote "Nope. I don't work here."

[rts]

We have paper signs up in our dressing rooms that say

"As a courtesy to other customers, please place unwanted clothing on the rack outside the fitting room."

Some asshole wrote "Nope. I don't work here."

Somehow, asshole doesn't seem to be foul enough to describe the writer of the retort!

[retaildrone]

Somehow, asshole doesn't seem to be foul enough to describe the writer of the retort!

entitlement whore? asswipe? bitch? twit? cunt?

[bigjimaz]

Years ago I worked in a gas station. The boss, as a joke, put up a sign next to the urinal in the bathroom that said,

OUR AIM IS CLEANLINESS, YOUR AIM IS APPRECIATED.

Someone took it from the wall, threw it on the floor and proceeded to show how good their aim was.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Really makes you want to find out who wrote that and where they work so you can barge into their workplace and trash it, huh?

Oops, I know better than that. That annoying thing I have called a conscience is kicking in again...

[retaildrone]

Really makes you want to find out who wrote that and where they work so you can barge into their workplace and trash it, huh?

I am thinking they would whine. After all, I am SURE they don't work where they have to clean up after people and never have.

Oops, I know better than that. That annoying thing I have called a conscience is kicking in again...

I am going to kill that damn cricket one of these days.

I swear. When I rule the world, people will be required to work either food service or retail for a year after graduation.

[theredbaron47]

Years ago I worked in a gas station. The boss, as a joke, put up a sign next to the urinal in the bathroom that said,

OUR AIM IS CLEANLINESS, YOUR AIM IS APPRECIATED.

Someone took it from the wall, threw it on the floor and proceeded to show how good their aim was.

When I worked at The Hardware Store, there was a sign above the urinal akin to this one:

"We aim to please, so please aim!"



We all made jokes about swiping it and hanging it in our houses.

It always stayed put, though.

OT: There are some things in life that are just not worth getting worked up about, and I'd consider the mouth breather who left that witty retort one of them.

[smileyeagle1021]

Somehow, asshole doesn't seem to be foul enough to describe the writer of the retort!

entitlement whore? asswipe? bitch? twit? cunt?

ooh ooh ooh, can I try, how about douchenozzel, numbnut, fuck trumpet (thanks GK) or useless sperm donor (oh wait, that's my roommate's ex but he'd write something like that)

[Tito]

I think we had that SC in my store back in my retail hell days. One day, we were running low on $10 bills, so we put a sign at the courtesy booth stating that we need $10 bills. Someone wrote on the sign, 'so do I!'. He/ She/It probably thought that they were being funny, but what they were really doing is showing what an immature asshat they are.

[iviles]

Saw a sign in a tattoo shop bathroom once. "Its not as big as you think it is so come closer to the bowl" Underneath it one of the artiest wrote "and if you dont clean your spill security will be forced to clean it for you with your tounge."

[BookstoreEscapee]

Oops, I know better than that. That annoying thing I have called a conscience is kicking in again...

Yeah, don'cha hate that?


I always wanted to put this one in the women's bathroom stalls:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Please be neat and wipe the seat.

[theredbaron47]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Please be neat and wipe the seat.

I actually saw that scralled on a bathroom wall in a gas station once!

Small world.

[Andara Bledin]

My grandmother had a crossstich sampler she had done in her bathroom. It said:

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie and
Wipe the seatie

It had butterflies.

^-.-^

[Igorina]

ooh ooh ooh, can I try, how about douchenozzel, numbnut, fuck trumpet (thanks GK) or useless sperm donor (oh wait, that's my roommate's ex but he'd write something like that)

Can I take a stab at this?

How about pox-witted, slack-jawed, sheep fucker? Perhaps sewer dwelling, frass-eating goat biter?

[digilight]

Can I take a stab at this?

How about pox-witted, slack-jawed, sheep fucker? Perhaps sewer dwelling, frass-eating goat biter?

Ok my turn...this will be fun. How about, Cunt biscuit, cum dumpster, taint sniffer, knuckle dragging inbred chicken fucker, or a Jizmtini with legs.