ME: Thanks for calling ___ pizza place. How can I help you?
SC: Yes, could I have your phone number please?
ME: ...the phone number to which location?
SC: Yours. This is the **** location, right?
ME: Yes...
ME: So...you want...our phone number? The one you just called?
SC: Yes, please.
ME: ...
ME: ...
ME: Okay...it's ###-####
SC: Thankyou!
*click*
This was the funniest phone call I ever got. That is, until it happened twice more during the time that I worked at that pizza place.
I like to imagine she just called back twice more over the years rather than entertain the idea that there were two other people that decided to call us to ask for our phone number. I'm able to keep some hope in humanity that way
SC: Yes, could I have your phone number please?
ME: ...the phone number to which location?
SC: Yours. This is the **** location, right?
ME: Yes...
ME: So...you want...our phone number? The one you just called?
SC: Yes, please.
ME: ...
ME: ...
ME: Okay...it's ###-####
SC: Thankyou!
*click*
This was the funniest phone call I ever got. That is, until it happened twice more during the time that I worked at that pizza place.
I like to imagine she just called back twice more over the years rather than entertain the idea that there were two other people that decided to call us to ask for our phone number. I'm able to keep some hope in humanity that way

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