So I'm merrily working out the top 50 chart in the middle of the shop when I hear this rythmic thumping, two steps up the shop and I can see three boys, eldest must've been 10-11 something like that, busily kicking a football against the HUGE plate glass shop window. I throw them a glare through the glass. They stop. I go back to my top 50.
Five minutes later, the thumpings back. I go back to the front, same kids, same football. I raise the brow of doom at them through the window, and the eldest one actually laughs at me and carries on.
It's worth noting at this point that the entire mall is covered with no ball game signs and that alone should be enough to stop them, aside from the fact that hitting a window of 12 foot x 12 foot sheet glass repeatedly really isn't the brightest of moves safety wise.
I stand in the doorway and tell them to knock it off. I believe my exact words were
"Excuse me, stop kicking that ball at my window please, thank you."
It was said with an annoyed face, because I was annoyed.
They stop, I go back to my top 50.
Five minutes pass and I've JUST got back to my desk when I see the three kids standing in the doorway looking shifty and a woman I assume to be their mother comes storming in. You can see where this is going can't you.
She proceeded to go into a mindless rant for the better part of a minute, encompassing my rudeness, her "little babies playtime" (yes, she actually said that and the kids visibly cringed) being interupted yadda yadda yadda. I let her rant. She finishes. I smile politely and point to the large and very clear sign visible through my window on the wall outside that states really rather obviously
"NO BALL GAMES, PENALTY FINE OF UP TO £50"
She turns a singularly unattractive shade of puce, grabs her "little babies" and stomps off to the car park with the mall security guard watching her and trying very hard not to laugh.
Good when it works in your favour innit
Five minutes later, the thumpings back. I go back to the front, same kids, same football. I raise the brow of doom at them through the window, and the eldest one actually laughs at me and carries on.
It's worth noting at this point that the entire mall is covered with no ball game signs and that alone should be enough to stop them, aside from the fact that hitting a window of 12 foot x 12 foot sheet glass repeatedly really isn't the brightest of moves safety wise.
I stand in the doorway and tell them to knock it off. I believe my exact words were
"Excuse me, stop kicking that ball at my window please, thank you."
It was said with an annoyed face, because I was annoyed.
They stop, I go back to my top 50.
Five minutes pass and I've JUST got back to my desk when I see the three kids standing in the doorway looking shifty and a woman I assume to be their mother comes storming in. You can see where this is going can't you.

She proceeded to go into a mindless rant for the better part of a minute, encompassing my rudeness, her "little babies playtime" (yes, she actually said that and the kids visibly cringed) being interupted yadda yadda yadda. I let her rant. She finishes. I smile politely and point to the large and very clear sign visible through my window on the wall outside that states really rather obviously
"NO BALL GAMES, PENALTY FINE OF UP TO £50"
She turns a singularly unattractive shade of puce, grabs her "little babies" and stomps off to the car park with the mall security guard watching her and trying very hard not to laugh.


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