SC: "I want a $15 recharge for Optus" (mobile phone company)
Me: (brings Dial Time machine out of screensaver mode, navigates to Optus menu) "I'm sorry, Optus doesn't have a $15 option. There's $10, $30, $40, $50, $70 or $100"
SC: "Do you tell all Indians that it doesn't exist? I know it does!"
Me: (thinks: WTF?) "This machine doesn't do $15 Optus. There might be some that do but not this one."
SC: "Don't lie, you just don't like Indians"
Me: (manages to stretch the cord on the machine so he can see the screen) "Here's the Optus menu, look, there's no $15 option"
SC: (mumbles some crap about "whiteys" and wanders off)
There may well be a $15 option for Optus prepaid phones, but it's not on our system. Maybe after the big upgrade which is supposed to happen in 3 weeks we might get it.
Me: (brings Dial Time machine out of screensaver mode, navigates to Optus menu) "I'm sorry, Optus doesn't have a $15 option. There's $10, $30, $40, $50, $70 or $100"
SC: "Do you tell all Indians that it doesn't exist? I know it does!"
Me: (thinks: WTF?) "This machine doesn't do $15 Optus. There might be some that do but not this one."
SC: "Don't lie, you just don't like Indians"
Me: (manages to stretch the cord on the machine so he can see the screen) "Here's the Optus menu, look, there's no $15 option"
SC: (mumbles some crap about "whiteys" and wanders off)
There may well be a $15 option for Optus prepaid phones, but it's not on our system. Maybe after the big upgrade which is supposed to happen in 3 weeks we might get it.
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