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    Movie rental woes

    I work at a movie rental store lets call it "Movie Mansion". I have only worked there for about a month so I am still learning some of the procedures. Well last week this guy comes in hangs around a bit looking at movies picks four then comes to the counter. So I pull up his account and see that he has four movies out each is a day late. I inform him that I can't rent him anymore movies till he returns the ones he has. The incident goes as follows

    SC- "There is nothing you can't do, now rent me the movies."
    Me- "Sir, I can't..."
    SC- "Yes you can."
    Me- "No, Its against..."
    SC- "You can do anything you want. What can't you do?"
    Me- "I can't..."
    SC- "Yes you can, they have done it before."
    Me- "Sir, I don't know who "they" are, but I am not going to ring you up till the movies are returned."

    He then asks for another employee who then tells him the same thing and gets him to leave.
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  • #2
    Wow he wouldn't even let you finish your sentence. What a jerk.
    "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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    • #3
      Who does that guy think he is? Extraordinary Life Coach of the Year?
      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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      • #4
        I'm thinking REALLY crappy attempt at a Jedi Mind trick, but that is a massive fail.
        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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        • #5
          Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
          I'm thinking REALLY crappy attempt at a Jedi Mind trick, but that is a massive fail.
          oh, i love Jedi Mind trick... never works though...
          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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          • #6
            Quoth Dameon View Post
            SC- "You can do anything you want. What can't you do?"
            You want the list? I can't (currently):
            Fly...
            Control the elements
            Get you the hell out of my store
            Milk cows
            Look feminine enough...
            "I call murder on that!"

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            • #7
              When will they learn that the jedi mind trick only works on stupid people and if your name is yoda!!!

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              • #8
                Quoth iviles View Post
                When will they learn that the jedi mind trick only works on stupid people and if your name is yoda!!!
                Or Obi-Wan.

                ST: "How long have you had these droids?"
                L: "Three or four seasons."
                OW: "They're for sale if you want them."
                ST: "Let me see your identification."
                OW: "You don't need to see his identification."
                ST: "We don't need to see his identification."
                OW: "These are not the droids you are looking for."
                ST: "These are not the droids we are looking for."
                OW: "He can go about his business."
                ST: "You can go about your business."
                OW: "Move along."
                ST: "Move along... move along."

                Punk: "Wanna buy some death sticks?"
                OW: "You don't want to sell me death sticks."
                Punk: "Uhhh I don't wanna sell you death sticks."
                OW: "You want to go home and rethink your life."
                Punk: "Uhhh I want to go home and rethink my life."
                A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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                • #9
                  Quoth iviles View Post
                  When will they learn that the jedi mind trick only works on stupid people and if your name is yoda!!!
                  Umm - cos it was Obi Wan who is shown to first to use it - way back in 77... And then Luke did it in RotJ...


                  "You can do anything".
                  "Well - how about ignoring your weasley winey crap "
                  When I said "From my research", what I actually meant to say was "Made shit up" - from a thottbot thread

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                  • #10
                    Quoth IT Grunt View Post
                    Punk: "Wanna buy some death sticks?"
                    His name is Sleaze Begono (I'm not sure how Lucas spells that).
                    The High Priest is an Illusion!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
                      His name is Sleaze Begono (I'm not sure how Lucas spells that).
                      Yeah, I know. Gotta love the SW.Com databank.
                      A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Slytovhand View Post
                        Umm - cos it was Obi Wan who is shown to first to use it - way back in 77... And then Luke did it in RotJ...
                        yeah but yoda rocks!

                        But back to the OT when I worked at a video store I always wanted to pay off their fees in return for banning them for life at every and any video store ever!

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