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Just got off this call, first call this morning, so it had to be a good one, right?
Oh how wrong I was...
Addr changed slightly, but it was the same exact conversation.
Me: Guess, I dare you!
SC: Guy who needs to open his ears
Me: *opening stuff* how can I help you?
SC: My car was broken into.
Me: Okay, what's the address this happened at?
SC: #### Desert Rose Drive.
Me: Desert Rose? Like D-E-S-E-R-T?
SC: Yeah.
Me: Okay, that doesn't show a valid street name, do you happen to know the coordinate? (Our city is laid out in a grid, half the streets don't have names other than the coordinate)
SC: Desert Rose Drive
Me: I know sir, it's not showing a valid street name (we have the tax files for the streets on our computers, so we know if an address is valid or not,and we can look up any street by the first 3 letters)
SC: You mean Heather Rose Drive isn't real?
Me: Okay, Heather Rose? Like H-E-A-T-H-E-R?
SC: Yeah.
Me *facepalm* okay, that's showing valid. it's about *gives coordinate*?
SC: Yeah.
Me: Okay, did this happen overnight?
SC: My name's Idiot.
Me: Okay, did this happen overnight, or just now?
SC: My last name is McStinkyPants.
Me: Thanks, sir. Did this happen overnight, or just now?
SC: My phone number's 123-4567
Me *facepalm again* Okay sir, when did this happen?
SC: Overnight. *gahh! finally!*
Me: Okay, we'll have an officer give you a call to take the report.
SC: Great, do you think the officer could just call me? Is this something we can do over the phone?
Me: *twitchtwitch, oh dear god make it stop* Yes sir, I'll have an officer call you.
SC: Oh, okay, then let me give you my phone number, it's...
Me: *kills self with headset cord*
I don't get paid enough to do this.
Worst part is, with this guy's voice, he sounded about... 18-24.
Oh how wrong I was...
Addr changed slightly, but it was the same exact conversation.
Me: Guess, I dare you!
SC: Guy who needs to open his ears
Me: *opening stuff* how can I help you?
SC: My car was broken into.
Me: Okay, what's the address this happened at?
SC: #### Desert Rose Drive.
Me: Desert Rose? Like D-E-S-E-R-T?
SC: Yeah.
Me: Okay, that doesn't show a valid street name, do you happen to know the coordinate? (Our city is laid out in a grid, half the streets don't have names other than the coordinate)
SC: Desert Rose Drive
Me: I know sir, it's not showing a valid street name (we have the tax files for the streets on our computers, so we know if an address is valid or not,and we can look up any street by the first 3 letters)
SC: You mean Heather Rose Drive isn't real?
Me: Okay, Heather Rose? Like H-E-A-T-H-E-R?
SC: Yeah.
Me *facepalm* okay, that's showing valid. it's about *gives coordinate*?
SC: Yeah.
Me: Okay, did this happen overnight?
SC: My name's Idiot.
Me: Okay, did this happen overnight, or just now?
SC: My last name is McStinkyPants.
Me: Thanks, sir. Did this happen overnight, or just now?
SC: My phone number's 123-4567
Me *facepalm again* Okay sir, when did this happen?
SC: Overnight. *gahh! finally!*
Me: Okay, we'll have an officer give you a call to take the report.
SC: Great, do you think the officer could just call me? Is this something we can do over the phone?
Me: *twitchtwitch, oh dear god make it stop* Yes sir, I'll have an officer call you.
SC: Oh, okay, then let me give you my phone number, it's...
Me: *kills self with headset cord*
I don't get paid enough to do this.
Worst part is, with this guy's voice, he sounded about... 18-24.
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