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  • #1

    coo coo....

    Had one lady in today who wanted the locks on the car re-keyed, because ....
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    ......
    She thinks someone stole her trunk!

    You heard right. Someone seems to have stolen her trunk and replaced it with a smaller one, cause she knows her trunk used to be bigger and longer.

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    What gave it away? The shoddy spot welds and the fact that her blue sedan now sports a yellow bed from an el camino?
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    • #3
      I just so hard I .

      thanks, you just made my sucky day better.
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      • #4
        Quoth It shouldn't View Post
        cause she knows her trunk used to be bigger and longer.

        I didn't know they made Viagra for cars
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        • #5
          damn, I hate when people steal my trunk

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          • #6


            Whu - But - How...?

            I think we need a "speechless" smiley, cuz I'm coming up short on words here. just doesn't seem to do it justice.
            "If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing?" - Gerard Way

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            • #7
              What a nutjob.
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              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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              • #8
                ET did it! Just like when he switched my chevy steering wheel with one from a toyota. The dealership looked at me funny.

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                • #9
                  A rapid pack of cats slashed my tires. Now my car is on monster truck wheels for next time we meet.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth JessEm View Post
                    Whu - But - How...?
                    Took the words right outta my mouth.
                    wouldn't lube work better in a f***ing machine?
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                    • #11
                      Quoth It shouldn't View Post
                      Had one lady in today who wanted the locks on the car re-keyed, because ....
                      .....
                      ......
                      She thinks someone stole her trunk!
                      She really ought to stop parking in bad neighborhoods then.
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #12
                        Man, I hate when an interdimensional rift opens up and I end up in a world just like my own except for, well, the smaller trunks.
                        Customers: from 0 to stupid in 2.5 sentences.

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                        • #13
                          uh...call the cops? lol
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                          • #14
                            And here I thought it was bad enough when someone siphoned out all of my blinker fluid.
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                            • #15
                              My first thought after reading the OP was, "Did she try to file a police report?"
                              ...how do used tampons attract thieves? ---Sleepwalker

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