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  • #1

    Wow.... I REALLY didn't need to know that !!

    So I'm in my usual gaming area minding my business when....


    SC - "Excuse me , do you have the new dualshock PS3 controller ? "

    Me - "Sure, let me get that for you"

    Turns out, I had to go in the back and get them from overstock

    Me - "I'll be just a minute, I have to go get them from the back"

    SC - "Please hurry, I have to get my prescription before the pharmacy closes.
    I have a very bad vaginal infection"

    Me -
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    Wtfetch? As if you needed to know that! *shudder*
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    • #3
      "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

      *Runs for the hills*
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      • #4
        Glad to see she has per priorities in order....
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        • #5
          you know I had a co-worker tell me when that when they changed her pain medication to percocet it made her horny as hell and she had to ask them to change it back to her previous medication so that she didn't want to hump every man in sight.



          She's good looking.....but I was totally embarassed. I would never have guessed anything like that would come out of her mouth.
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          • #6
            Did you know madam, we also sell cranberry juice?
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #7
              A co-worker said something just yesterday, that still has me cringing. H had been on a trip to Egypt a few weeks ago. She had fallen somehow on her wrist apparently, and it's still bothering her. We were discussing how certain types of sprains and strains take a while to heal. She then said as an aside that "I wish it would just heal, it's the hand I wipe my ass with."

              eww....just ewwww...


              The fact that I don't really like dealing with this co-worker to begin with just makes it worse. She was my "report to" for a while until we changed some stuff around.
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              • #8
                Quoth crazylegs View Post
                Did you know madam, we also sell cranberry juice?
                Yogurt too.

                But, yeah, TMI.
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                • #9
                  Sheesh. Some people haven't made it through Things to Say to Random Clerks: 101.

                  But if you were in a hurry to get your prescription, wouldn't you do that first and then get a new controller?

                  Yeah, yeah. I know. If it makes sense.....

                  .... as an aside, cotton undergarments and no pantyhose will reduce those sorts of issues....

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Slytovhand View Post
                    Glad to see she has per priorities in order....
                    No kidding! That's exactly what I was thinking! Yuk!
                    It's been a long, long, long, long time...

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Brightglaive View Post
                      you know I had a co-worker tell me when that when they changed her pain medication to percocet it made her horny as hell and she had to ask them to change it back to her previous medication so that she didn't want to hump every man in sight.
                      I've taken Percocet before and never had that reaction. Maybe she was on another medication along with the Percocet and the combination gave her that reaction

                      Either way, definitely one for the TMI Files.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                        Sheesh. Some people haven't made it through Things to Say to Random Clerks: 101.

                        But if you were in a hurry to get your prescription, wouldn't you do that first and then get a new controller?
                        It may be she had dropped it off, did a few errands to kill time, and realized she was running late after she walked in.

                        Also, why the hell didn't the Percosets do that to me?
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                        • #13
                          Quoth The Gatekeeper View Post
                          A "I wish it would just heal, it's the hand I wipe my ass with."




                          I once had a guy tell me to look at something. His cell phone. His girlfriend doing a. um. act. with her mouth. On him. He then proceeded to tell me he has other videos. With her and other men.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Plaidman View Post
                            I once had a guy tell me to look at something. His cell phone. His girlfriend doing a. um. act. with her mouth. On him. He then proceeded to tell me he has other videos. With her and other men.


                            Oh






                            my






                            God.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Plaidman View Post



                              I once had a guy tell me to look at something. His cell phone. His girlfriend doing a. um. act. with her mouth. On him. He then proceeded to tell me he has other videos. With her and other men.
                              Please tell me you told him to leave the store.

                              To the OP:

                              I think This whole thread deserves some brain bleach, hehe.
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