Wow, I am supposed to be TOTALLY PSYCHIC

[MystyGlyttyr]

I love the detail of the little dolls in Mysty's desk, including the S&M Gimp

...the sad thing is that my desk at work actually does have an alarming number of wrestling dolls scattered around on it...

[One-Fang]

(At this point, I seem to begin unconsciously channeling Gravekeeper,

I think you're channelling the wrong entity.

Her: "ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?!"

Stupid is as stupid does, ma'am.

[trinnyg]

The skills of customer service.

We are physic (know the customers full name address and time of death)

We are able to fly (able to walk over the their feet when they put them stuck in the middle of the walkway)

We are able to fix things by them calling us (Well it didn't work until I called you)

We are able to Speed Listen (when user gets asked for name , phone # they give it to you at 120 words per minute.

I feel your pain about the customer. Koodoos for basically telling the customer how it was.

[taxguykarl]

We are physic (know the customers full name address and time of death)

We are able to fly (able to walk over the their feet when they put them stuck in the middle of the walkway)

We are able to fix things by them calling us (Well it didn't work until I called you)

We are able to Speed Listen (when user gets asked for name , phone # they give it to you at 120 words per minute.

I feel your pain about the customer. Koodoos for basically telling the customer how it was.

In my case, I also have the power to override Congress, the IRS and other tax authorities.Yeah,. right!
I can conjure social security numbers from out of thin air.